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    The Official Joke Thread

    What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.00."

    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000.00 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150.00?"

    The man replied... "A long time ago, a man died here, was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Consider that stolen

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