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Mom said "make me a Mod"
[RESOLVED?] Mr. Mong needs our help!!!
I am Mr. Mong Hoi, Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have an
obscured business proposal for you.
I am here-by seeking your service in helping me receive a large amount of money
and in giving a clear research and feasibility studies on areas I could
invest on.
Your services will be paid for and you will be a partner, If you interested
send me your NAME... AGE.... COUNTRY... to me now.
Kind Regards,
Mr Mong Hoi.
So the best reply from you guys will be actually sent to Mr. Mong
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Senior Member
'Hey Mong! Call me now. My name's Ms. Cleo.
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Chaos
Hello Mr. Mong Hoi,
My name is Ira pekids. I hail from the great country of Nigeria and i am 69 years old. Your business proposal sounds very wicked nice and no need to game plan this anymore, as i have the perfect business place. The thing i must ask you is how do you feel about human centipedes?
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
that was my reply
Dear Mr. Mong Hoi
thanks for that great opportunity, my name is Mr.Bok Choy, I'm originally from Thailand but my family moved to Israel when I was 3 days old, now I live and work in Dubai and I'm 33 years old
I have great research capabilities since I worked for a major company in the field of R&D, hope that information helps
awaiting to hear from you
Yours Mr. Bok Choy
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
Seriously!!?? RESOLVED??? who's the busy bee who added that?
ever heard of an on going joke? or is it too much spam on the boards???
UN***KING BELIEVABLE!!!
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Senior Member
I added it as a joke unto itself
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poet and narcisist
Originally Posted by el-Ignoramus
Seriously!!?? RESOLVED??? who's the busy bee who added that?
ever heard of an on going joke? or is it too much spam on the boards???
UN***KING BELIEVABLE!!!
that's your PMS talking, isn't it?
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Databarnak
*****, Nigeria.
Attention: Director of Operations
Dear Mr. Mong Hoi,
Confidential Business Proposal
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts for your awesome project. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank. With your idea everything is bright and clear.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards
Howgul Abul Arhu
I ask you all to concentrate really hard on the freedom of all being. Its hard not to be very angry it is impossible We have to focus this confusion frustration helplessness feeling into a creative outlet Anger can spawn such amazing creativity through Street art Free art to teach each other know each other a language our evolution Go ahead and break some dumb rules
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pablo cruisin'
Wasn't this all 'resolved' by Ebola Monkey Man a long time ago?
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supervillain
That image made me laugh way too loudly at 4:54am. Congrats Genesis... you have started my weekend officially in the most correct way possible.
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Total Universe Mod
Don't check the latest in the favorite image thread then.
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
Awww, how'd you guys get photos of our CONFIDENTIAL training emergency manual.
@Argo you betcha, now we're synchronized you know me well
I'm stuck in Sao Paulo's Airport for another 4 hours coz no body bothered to tell us of the delay, heads WILL roll for that, anyway I'm e-mailing atrax's Awesome proposal now to Mr.Mong
will keep you updated, Despite of the [RESOLVED]
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