[RESOLVED?] Mr. Mong needs our help!!!

[el-Ignoramus]

I am Mr. Mong Hoi, Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have an
obscured business proposal for you.

I am here-by seeking your service in helping me receive a large amount of money
and in giving a clear research and feasibility studies on areas I could
invest on.

Your services will be paid for and you will be a partner, If you interested
send me your NAME... AGE.... COUNTRY... to me now.

Kind Regards,
Mr Mong Hoi.


So the best reply from you guys will be actually sent to Mr. Mong

[Genesis F5]

'Hey Mong! Call me now. My name's Ms. Cleo.

[silverx2]

Hello Mr. Mong Hoi,

My name is Ira pekids. I hail from the great country of Nigeria and i am 69 years old. Your business proposal sounds very wicked nice and no need to game plan this anymore, as i have the perfect business place. The thing i must ask you is how do you feel about human centipedes?

[el-Ignoramus]

that was my reply

Dear Mr. Mong Hoi

thanks for that great opportunity, my name is Mr.Bok Choy, I'm originally from Thailand but my family moved to Israel when I was 3 days old, now I live and work in Dubai and I'm 33 years old

I have great research capabilities since I worked for a major company in the field of R&D, hope that information helps

awaiting to hear from you

Yours Mr. Bok Choy

[el-Ignoramus]

Seriously!!?? RESOLVED??? who's the busy bee who added that?

ever heard of an on going joke? or is it too much spam on the boards???

UN***KING BELIEVABLE!!!

[Genesis F5]

I added it as a joke unto itself

[argonauta]

Seriously!!?? RESOLVED??? who's the busy bee who added that?

ever heard of an on going joke? or is it too much spam on the boards???

UN***KING BELIEVABLE!!!

that's your PMS talking, isn't it?

[atRax]

*****, Nigeria.
Attention: Director of Operations

Dear Mr. Mong Hoi,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts for your awesome project. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank. With your idea everything is bright and clear.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Howgul Abul Arhu

[hanratty21]

Wasn't this all 'resolved' by Ebola Monkey Man a long time ago?

[Genesis F5]

that's your PMS talking, isn't it?

El's a flight attendant, right? I just hope he didn't find the "resolved" addition mid-flight.



We jest, we jest

[gerbick]

That image made me laugh way too loudly at 4:54am. Congrats Genesis... you have started my weekend officially in the most correct way possible.

[jAQUAN]

Don't check the latest in the favorite image thread then.

[el-Ignoramus]

Awww, how'd you guys get photos of our CONFIDENTIAL training emergency manual.

@Argo you betcha, now we're synchronized you know me well

I'm stuck in Sao Paulo's Airport for another 4 hours coz no body bothered to tell us of the delay, heads WILL roll for that, anyway I'm e-mailing atrax's Awesome proposal now to Mr.Mong

will keep you updated, Despite of the [RESOLVED]