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My girlfriend is spying on me!
I have been with my girlfriend for about 4 months now. We met in our college and I really like her. But I had no idea she was so obsessive.. It was all very good until the third month of our relationship. But then it started feeling like she doesn’t trust me at all. She needs to know every single thing I’m up to and what’s worse, I recently found out she’s been checking my call record! She is spying on me and going through my freaking calls! Then she interrogates me on every number I have there in my call records.. even though they’re just friends. I don’t want this to be the end of us.. oh god, can anyone of you tell me what I could do?
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Password protect your phone?
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pablo cruisin'
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
I'm still waiting for the post with the resolved issue through a web URL
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N' then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn ........To Montana.
Then she interrogates me on every number I have there in my call record
...if she starts waterboarding, she might be CIA, I would watch out.
I don’t want this to be the end of us
You mean you really like the idea of an obsessive, possessive, distrustful girlfriend?
No longer a Flashkit mod, not even by stealth
Insanity is just a point of view. After all, the world looks pretty normal through your own underpants.
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It is sure that your girlfriend also loves you.
I can give you great ideas of this. What phone you are using?
If it is expensive, then buy an inexpensive phone and load the “SIM” into it.
Meet your girlfriend and tell her, your previous phone got damage and you gave it to service and brought a new set for temporary purpose.
If she still not stops that behavior, you tell her that you are going to crush this phone. According to the sequence just do whatever you told her.
CRUSH YOUR PHONE.
And tell her repeatedly “I LOVE YOU”.
And see what happen next.
How old is she, or you?
Resolve this thread after a month or 3.
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poltuda
Last edited by poltuda; 12-02-2010 at 01:07 PM.
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She is working for Wikileaks, not good.
My recommendation, you better have an open conversation with her and make it clear that under such circumstances you are not going to stay with her. A relation is mostly trust and not control. If she disagrees then I can only say, "Other mothers have also pretty daughters."
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She loves you too much, and too much of anything is no good.
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
Poltuda, I gotta ask, How old are you??
Crushing your phone?? really??
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Chaos
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pablo cruisin'
"Why does it hurt when I pee?" -- F. Zappa |
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I am old (38+)
But still green in love.
Everything is inexpensive in love my dear.
Its an experiment on girls with sentiment, in true cases......
love you all..............
poltuda
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
if I had a boyfriend who smashed his mobile phone while talking to me, I'd definitely doubt his sanity and his mental stability, I'm just saying...
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poet and narcisist
if she doesn't trust you, you might as well give her a reason. Cheat on her!
Also, what's proven to work: ask your best friend to seduce your girlfriend. You have to make your friend go all the way and have sex with her in every possible position, but he has to videotape the whole thing so you have proof. So whenever she wants to check your phone calls, you just show her the vhs tape (yes, it has to be a vhs tape, otherwise she might say it's "photoshopped" although videos can't be photoshopped, because photoshop is only for photos and images, but maybe you have after effects, so maybe she can say it's been after effected...either way, if you show a vhs tape, she has no way of proving it's fake...and you know it's not fake, so that tape is the only solution you have to keep your relationship with her in a sane place and be able to love her more every day like nobody has ever loved before).
*___* <---I am Kashikawa Satoko!
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pablo cruisin'
Originally Posted by argonauta
...so that tape (of your friend banging her) is the only solution you have to keep your relationship with her in a sane place...
Interesting method.
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
Originally Posted by argonauta
if she doesn't trust you, you might as well give her a reason. Cheat on her!
Also, what's proven to work: ask your best friend to seduce your girlfriend. You have to make your friend go all the way and have sex with her in every possible position, but he has to videotape the whole thing so you have proof. So whenever she wants to check your phone calls, you just show her the vhs tape (yes, it has to be a vhs tape, otherwise she might say it's "photoshopped" although videos can't be photoshopped, because photoshop is only for photos and images, but maybe you have after effects, so maybe she can say it's been after effected...either way, if you show a vhs tape, she has no way of proving it's fake...and you know it's not fake, so that tape is the only solution you have to keep your relationship with her in a sane place and be able to love her more every day like nobody has ever loved before).
*___* <---I am Kashikawa Satoko!
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