Check this out.

Javascript....

I watch these guys get lost in this crap all the time. Usually it's some variable they cast originally as a string and then tried to divide it by 6 or add it to the global reallyItTruelyIsTheTotalScoreThisTime variable, or forget to create the object before they tell it to do something, or just plain doesn't work in safari and/or IE8 so they added a 'pauseForBrowser' function that is 666,000 lines long checking version, dementions, time of day, distance to the sun, length of toenail, bloodtype, race, religion, number of protons, sexual preference and waist size of the browser you are using so the can redirect you to a page that can handle your specific request.

Nice work by the way, only took you a month to do all that. Now you can post that poo on the WWW and all the other javascript monkeys can see it and throw it right back at you. great stuff...