AGAIN!! (in referrence to the 5 am thread)

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 07:09 AM

WTF. Man this is getting old. Up again before 5 and at 5 till 6 they call, "We don't have any beds available, call back at 9."
My poor friggin wife. She was almost in tears when the phone started ringing. I'm going to bloody make the people on that floor have to visit the emergency room. BAH!

Sorry rant over again. Well at least until 9. And hey, maybe we will get to do this on Monday again YEAH BABY

blazes816 · 08-04-2006, 07:14 AM

go crack some skulls.

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 07:15 AM

alas then who would deliver

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 07:22 AM

Alright we've had it up the here *hand at throat* we are doing this thing in the bath tub

blazes816 · 08-04-2006, 07:59 AM

lol. Taxi cabs are better.

ViRGo_RK · 08-04-2006, 08:13 AM

The bumpy motions jiggle it loose.

***gerbick*** · 08-04-2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ViRGo_RK

The bumpy motions jiggle it loose.

Taken out of context... this is a great quote.

blazes816 · 08-04-2006, 08:29 AM

Or you could just wait till she's asleep and dip her hand in warm water.

Disclaimer: The previous joke is from Family Guy.

nordberg · 08-04-2006, 09:11 AM

i know it's the furthest thing from your mind right now, but sex is the #1 preferred method of natural enducement. time to step up....

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 11:06 AM

tmi Nords I won't go into this but it isnt a possibility right now... Man we got the call and the word is. .. . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . we will call you at 10 to let you know something.

WTF

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 11:12 AM

Yeah . . . The doc just called and said she will def get us in today. 41 weeks i'm glad it won't be 42

blazes816 · 08-04-2006, 11:18 AM

how long after the induce, will she accually go into labor? Is it imediate, or will it take a day or two, or what?

Markp.com · 08-04-2006, 11:19 AM

Pft... America sucks... My missus' sister is in Italy and they induced all the expectant women (her sis was pregnant at the time) before the worldcup final so they could watch it

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 11:28 AM

it depends on the person it can be 1 hour or 3 hours, but i've never heard of it taking more than a day.

nordberg · 08-04-2006, 11:32 AM

once the patossin hits, it won't take long. good luck yo!!!

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 12:18 PM

Thanks man. odd thought that ill be a dad tomorrow. odd indeed

pea3698 · 08-04-2006, 02:55 PM

I'm not even believing this. It is going on 2 so we called to see what was happening. The docs office is bloody closed. So we page the on call doc and she tells us that arent sure if they are going to take my wife anymore.

WTF this is so pissing me off. What the heck do you do though. I want to be allowed in the room for the birth of our kid. BAH

silverx2 · 08-04-2006, 03:02 PM

just have chuck norris round house kick the baby out of her.

indivision · 08-04-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pea3698

I'm not even believing this. It is going on 2 so we called to see what was happening. The docs office is bloody closed. So we page the on call doc and she tells us that arent sure if they are going to take my wife anymore.

WTF this is so pissing me off. What the heck do you do though. I want to be allowed in the room for the birth of our kid. BAH

wha? havent you been working with this doctor during the pregnancy? ive never heard of such a thing.

at least things arent happening early. with us, we went in for a routine check-up 2 months before the due date thinking we had all this time. next thing we know, the baby was delivered 2 days later.

jAQUAN · 08-04-2006, 03:25 PM

Dude that is FK'ing ridiculous. Do you have any other options? How bad is your insurance exactly? We have a nurse shortage crisis in Vegas, but at least they can keep an appointment. And you're doctors won't stay open after 2pm!?

08-04-2006, 07:15 AM	#3
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08-04-2006, 07:22 AM	#4
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	Alright we've had it up the here hand at throat we are doing this thing in the bath tub __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 08:13 AM	#6
ViRGo_RK Not PWD Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,798	The bumpy motions jiggle it loose. __________________ PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the fk down. Gerbick:** America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.

08-04-2006, 09:11 AM	#9
nordberg ¤ ¤ ¤ PAZ ¤ ¤ ¤ Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: east of west Posts: 4,703	i know it's the furthest thing from your mind right now, but sex is the #1 preferred method of natural enducement. time to step up.... __________________ Ah, these boys is all swelled up. So this was earlier...getting set to trade. Then, woooaaah differences. Blog ¤ Photos ¤ Go Green Charleston

08-04-2006, 11:06 AM	#10
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	tmi Nords I won't go into this but it isnt a possibility right now... Man we got the call and the word is. .. . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . we will call you at 10 to let you know something. WTF __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 07:09 AM	#1
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	AGAIN!! (in referrence to the 5 am thread) WTF. Man this is getting old. Up again before 5 and at 5 till 6 they call, "We don't have any beds available, call back at 9." My poor friggin wife. She was almost in tears when the phone started ringing. I'm going to bloody make the people on that floor have to visit the emergency room. BAH! Sorry rant over again. Well at least until 9. And hey, maybe we will get to do this on Monday again YEAH BABY __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 07:14 AM	#2
blazes816 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 692	go crack some skulls.

08-04-2006, 07:59 AM	#5
blazes816 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 692	lol. Taxi cabs are better.

08-04-2006, 08:29 AM	#8
blazes816 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 692	Or you could just wait till she's asleep and dip her hand in warm water. Disclaimer: The previous joke is from Family Guy.

08-04-2006, 11:12 AM	#11
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	Yeah . . . The doc just called and said she will def get us in today. 41 weeks i'm glad it won't be 42 __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 11:18 AM	#12
blazes816 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 692	how long after the induce, will she accually go into labor? Is it imediate, or will it take a day or two, or what?

08-04-2006, 11:19 AM	#13
Markp.com Phantom Flasher... Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 16,033	Pft... America sucks... My missus' sister is in Italy and they induced all the expectant women (her sis was pregnant at the time) before the worldcup final so they could watch it __________________ What?

08-04-2006, 11:28 AM	#14
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	it depends on the person it can be 1 hour or 3 hours, but i've never heard of it taking more than a day. __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 11:32 AM	#15
nordberg ¤ ¤ ¤ PAZ ¤ ¤ ¤ Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: east of west Posts: 4,703	once the patossin hits, it won't take long. good luck yo!!! __________________ Ah, these boys is all swelled up. So this was earlier...getting set to trade. Then, woooaaah differences. Blog ¤ Photos ¤ Go Green Charleston

08-04-2006, 12:18 PM	#16
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	Thanks man. odd thought that ill be a dad tomorrow. odd indeed __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 02:55 PM	#17
pea3698 HUH? Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Scummerville SC Posts: 1,753	I'm not even believing this. It is going on 2 so we called to see what was happening. The docs office is bloody closed. So we page the on call doc and she tells us that arent sure if they are going to take my wife anymore. WTF this is so pissing me off. What the heck do you do though. I want to be allowed in the room for the birth of our kid. BAH __________________ ------------------ Sometimes we are the windshield. . . But, most of the time, we are just the bug. (c; My cycling themed designs Pats Design Portfolio

08-04-2006, 03:02 PM	#18
silverx2 Chaos Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The hospital Posts: 1,235	just have chuck norris round house kick the baby out of her. __________________ "I cannot stress enough how important it is for women who believe they already have large breasts to remember that they can almost always benefit from having even larger breasts," Saddler added. Please do not message me asking for flashwork to be done. i dont even know where my MX install cd is.

08-04-2006, 03:25 PM	#20
jAQUAN Total Universe Man Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: NaN Posts: 2,060	Dude that is FK'ing ridiculous. Do you have any other options? How bad is your insurance exactly? We have a nurse shortage crisis in Vegas, but at least they can keep an appointment. And you're doctors won't stay open after 2pm!? __________________ I approve this message. AS3SOURCE: @ @ @ @ SD \| fk css \| Believe the HYPE \| I tweet. I hate it when I sit down to play a game of Monopoly and later realize that I have just lost $400 playing pai gow poker. - creativeinsomnia

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