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***gerbick*** · 04-20-2007, 05:48 AM

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Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

hurricaneone · 04-20-2007, 05:50 AM

Er, thanks for the dog porn, Gerbs.

Natsia · 04-20-2007, 06:02 AM

I love the product discription.
You dont get plain & simpler than that.

carly1979 · 04-20-2007, 06:06 AM

am i the only one that thinks that's kinda cute?

although considering what most dogs are like, i don't really see the need to make it 'dog shaped' a lump of silicone (or whatever it's made from) would do the job.

does it come in different sizes?

littleMatt · 04-20-2007, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by carly1979

am i the only one that thinks that's kinda cute?

I hope so.

I do love the frantic look on the Dog's face though, really sells the product!

hurricaneone · 04-20-2007, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by carly1979

does it come in different sizes?

Does size matter?

*runs away giggling*

swampy · 04-20-2007, 06:32 AM

bit of a rip off of Eero Aarnios "puppy" stool if you ask me:

http://www.unicahome.com/p17653/magi...ro-aarnio.html

it does come in different sizes [and colours]

Visionray · 04-20-2007, 07:12 AM

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
That's the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time.

Whoever wrote the description is genius.

webdreamer · 04-20-2007, 07:27 AM

HA HA THATS QUALITY!!!

How on earth do u guys come across this S**

1stbite · 04-20-2007, 02:02 PM

LMFOA.... reminds me of the duck in the 'Click' film...

04-20-2007, 05:50 AM	#2
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04-20-2007, 06:02 AM	#3
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04-20-2007, 06:06 AM	#4
carly1979 - Join Date: May 2004 Location: down south, UK Posts: 1,778	am i the only one that thinks that's kinda cute? although considering what most dogs are like, i don't really see the need to make it 'dog shaped' a lump of silicone (or whatever it's made from) would do the job. does it come in different sizes? __________________ check out the FK photo forum

04-20-2007, 06:32 AM	#7
swampy curmudgeon Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: [wakey] Posts: 2,775	bit of a rip off of Eero Aarnios "puppy" stool if you ask me: http://www.unicahome.com/p17653/magi...ro-aarnio.html it does come in different sizes [and colours] __________________ "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

04-20-2007, 07:12 AM	#8
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04-20-2007, 07:27 AM	#9
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04-20-2007, 02:02 PM	#10
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