Pet camel tries to FK woman. Woman found to be incompatible. Woman dies.

Subway · 08-19-2007, 05:19 PM

Incompatible or just not camel-prove enough: http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/247792

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Aroused pet camel smothers woman, 60

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) – An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said today.

The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 600 kilometres west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.

The 10-month-old male camel – weighing about 150 kilograms – knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Gregory said.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

The fate of the camel was not known.

The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Gregory said.

I feel kinda sad for laughing out loud reading the link to this article, but damn, sometimes you just have to.

Fredi

blazes816 · 08-19-2007, 05:43 PM

Can't wait for the first camel toe joke.

***gerbick*** · 08-19-2007, 07:13 PM

Not one comment.

hurricaneone · 08-20-2007, 07:12 AM

Darwin award recipient?

Natsia · 08-20-2007, 08:33 AM

Your thread title leaves little to the imagination, Subs.

This makes my client hit list.

I'd really rather not know how you stumbled onto this article

hurricaneone · 08-20-2007, 09:49 AM

I read it in the paper this morning.

Subway · 08-20-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Natsia

I'd really rather not know how you stumbled onto this article

Just one of those social news sites, not what your dirty mind may imagine.

Fredi

RUSHVision · 08-20-2007, 12:38 PM

I wonder if it was the single or double hump variety...

silverx2 · 08-20-2007, 12:48 PM

im sure the camel just wanted ot get her drunk get her love drunk off his humps, his little camel humps.

argonauta · 08-20-2007, 01:26 PM

she should have sticked with horses

***gerbick*** · 08-20-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RUSHVision

I wonder if it was the single or double hump variety...

You know... this is wrong on a few more levels than I initially read it to be.

Shame on you. Shame.

ROFLMASTER · 08-20-2007, 03:08 PM

I laughed too

ViRGo_RK · 08-20-2007, 09:23 PM

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From the article
Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years...

See her pet camel was just jealous of all the tourist camels.

koolbabs2000 · 08-21-2007, 06:49 AM

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she should have sticked with horses

- sticked ???

**WannaBe_80z** · 08-21-2007, 10:57 AM

He's special. We let his mistakes slide.

argonauta · 08-21-2007, 11:06 AM

I get to wear a helmet everywhere I go

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