here is the story
:D
enjoy
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here is the story
:D
enjoy
hee hee, great find i especially like this bit:
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By 2 a.m., powered by national pride and alcohol, the 3-million-square-mile land mass was barging eastward through the Coral Sea and crossing into the central Pacific, leaving a trail of beer cans and Chinese take-away in its wake.
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i knew it was only a matter of time before the Aussies snapped.
Now nigs will be able to swim there! no expensive moving now!
hehe very funny! very well written and researched *lol* actually an Aussie would have written that!
The only thing that should be changed is the reference to Chinese Food, instead it should be a Kebab! :D
Atleast I think Kebabs are a national thing to grab after a heavy night of drinking! :D
jeez, seems like i got off that country just in time!
i would say that the national food was pies from what i saw :)
pies are great, but really only at the footy or for lunch...Kebabs are the food of choice (erm or maybe because at 4 am there are only Kebab stands open) after a big night at the Bar :D
excellent story ... :p I was a little disappointed to hear that those Aussie hooligans broke Florida on the way :D
Very funny story :)
One thing though...
http://satirewire.com/news/jan02/images/australia.gif
Is it really that big?
LOL! :D
Crap, I get better news updates from FK then I get from CNN lol.
that's hilarious but why is it upside down??
:)
and i think australia's just a little smaller than the usa
I just noticed that Cuba is invading the USA... :)Quote:
Originally posted by aversion
that's hilarious but why is it upside down??
:)
and i think australia's just a little smaller than the usa