http://faq.geekbone.org/more_joke.html
my favorite must be;
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
and
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
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http://faq.geekbone.org/more_joke.html
my favorite must be;
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
and
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
Whats that one off the simpsons...
Erm...
C:> Dos run
Dos run dos
Run dos run
Hmmm seemed funnier on the simpsons... :)
:)
When we're on the topic, have you tried this man page : http://www.linuxfaq.de/f/cache/183.html??
It was:Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
C:> Dos run
Dos run dos
Run dos run
Hmmm seemed funnier on the simpsons... :)
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
If you quote The Simpsons, quote them right!
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
:D lol! That's tops!
My personal favorite is:
nucleuz% cd /pub
nucleuz% more beer
*****Program*****
******Do U*******
C:\MY>cd\questio~1
Invalid switch - questio~1
FATAL ERR - command:cd
cd\ - lost
c:\my\cd
Invalid switch - not_foun~2