command line humor

http://faq.geekbone.org/more_joke.html
my favorite must be;

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

and

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

Whats that one off the simpsons...

Erm...

C:> Dos run
Dos run dos
Run dos run

Hmmm seemed funnier on the simpsons... :)

:)
When we're on the topic, have you tried this man page : http://www.linuxfaq.de/f/cache/183.html??

Quote:

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Originally posted by Markp.com
C:> Dos run
Dos run dos
Run dos run

Hmmm seemed funnier on the simpsons... :)

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It was:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

If you quote The Simpsons, quote them right!

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

:D lol! That's tops!

My personal favorite is:

nucleuz% cd /pub
nucleuz% more beer

*****Program*****
******Do U*******
C:\MY>cd\questio~1
Invalid switch - questio~1
FATAL ERR - command:cd
cd\ - lost
c:\my\cd
Invalid switch - not_foun~2