Ladies and gentleman.
Every now and again, an old man posts on these boards, that old man is a Kenny Rogers impersonator and his name is JStarkey.
He is your webmaster, the man who runs this community, the man we boo when the site is down and our threads are closed and the man we cheer when the site is up and running and as fast as a whippet in a hurricane.
But what do we really know about John Starkey? We know for a fact that several of his past girlfriends have gone missing in mysterious circumstances.
We also know he has a mullet and a funny looking beard like beppe de marco.
I am calling upon you all as internet searches to help us in our quest to find out as much information about mr starkey as possible. To start you all, here is his own description taken from the about page:
So there you go people, get in on stalking your webmaster and post here what you find.Quote:
John Starkey, Webmaster
John comes from an audio engineering background, having graduated from Full Sail Center for the Recording Arts in 1991 with a specialized A.A. degree, and working in studios in the US Mid-Atlantic region for the 4 years following. He started his geek travels at age 16 with a TRS-80 and Basic and has been a member of the internet community since 1993. In 1999, John began working with Linux, PHP and SQL and has been coding both and working with servers ever since. Contrary to popular belief, John does not resemble Kenny Rogers in any way and, to the best of his knowledge, has never worn a cowboy hat.
John joined Jupitermedia Corp. in Dec. 2001 and took over as Flash Kit Webmaster, shortly thereafter.
(And I don't want you to google image search for the words john starkry, I want you to find out about this man).
Best juciest information wins a lock of hair from johns beard wrapped in bacon.
Good luck stalkers.
