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Okay, this is just way too funny not to share.
It is on some religious website, and it's religion for kids.
My personal favorites are:
Kanga-jew
The Indian Elephant who can't count his gods...
And the Athiest Billy Goat who likes coffee...
Most of you will get a kick out of this, whether Christian or not.
:D
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
That site has some awful things to tell kids. My favorite? teaching kids about athiests seems to be similar to how I learned about strangers
Except strangers trick you into taking candy and not into neglecting God's wordQuote:
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
did some say rhetoric?
j
And what's with the coffee?
I still prefer to look at this in a humorous light, though.
I assume that the grumpy goat needs coffee to wake up on sunday mornings since he hasn't been inspired by the word of god
Thanks for the quote in the footer.
Oh no quick we need to help him!!
http://objective.jesussave.us/lambuelmaze.gif
I felt the need to immortalize your geniusQuote:
Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
Thanks for the quote in the footer.
Dorkishborg, be sure to avoid the temptations! Such as disembodied lips
j
And a bed?Quote:
Originally posted by yasunobu13
I felt the need to immortalize your genius
Dorkishborg, be sure to avoid the temptations! Such as disembodied lips
j
God forbid that we get sleep!
Professor Giraffenstein says:
Quote:
My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling hot toxic chemicals out of his butt.
:D :D :D
look ! i am finished!!
it waz very hard too...
Man, you forgot the Icecream :o
*goes to hell*
"Say, how many gods do you have?"
"I don't know, I lost count!"
"Wouldn't you rather have one god that loves you alot, rather than many gods who don't love you at all?"
Hey, that's a slash at muslims!
More for controversy:
http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html
Same website, but for grownups.
Don't you ever give me a bible when I ask for candy, please.
Either don't give me candy, or do. But no in between.
No it's not....muslims share the same one God as christians...they have some degree of difference about prophets, etc, that's all.Quote:
Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
*goes to hell*
"Say, how many gods do you have?"
"I don't know, I lost count!"
"Wouldn't you rather have one god that loves you alot, rather than many gods who don't love you at all?"
Hey, that's a slash at muslims!
david p.
i dont like ice cream :oQuote:
Originally posted by Jamez Brown
Man, you forgot the Icecream :o
the truth is....
you never know where that ice cream has been ;)
*hits self*Quote:
Originally posted by david petley
No it's not....muslims share the same one God as christians...they have some degree of difference about prophets, etc, that's all.
david p.
Just a very big, silly mistake of mine.
Sorry all!
Hey, that's a slash at <insert multi-god religion>!
You definitely need to brush up on those religions man.
No, I'm normally good with them. But for some reason, I just keep drawling blanks.
See, I know that Muslim's equivilant of god is Allah.
And Budists' god is Buddah.
drawling?Quote:
Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
drawling blanks.