How to end a relationship

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Sarah says:
thats amazingly dirty and i have lost a lot of respect for u because of that

How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car?  Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says:
meh, why would i care if you respect me ;)

Sarah says:
dirty and sexist

How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car?  Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says:
yep... thats me :)

Sarah says:
i think most girls will

How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car?  Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says:
and a chauvanist pig

Sarah says:
yerp                man ur a catch

Sarah says:
lol:P

Sarah says:
please just next time im on here 
change ur name

How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car?  Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says:
nah, its ok

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after that I shut MSN and went to get some food. she called me up and asked me to change it again or she would dump me. I had realised a while ago that I didn't want to be with her so said... and I quote....

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I can't be with someone who wants to change who I am. I think we should just be friends.

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... then hung up. just a word up to all the fellas out there... never let a girl tie you down, they are not worth it. ;)

Owned. :mrpimp: :smoov:

I know I'm proud of you!

Haha squidders, what will we do with you mm?

just punch her in the boobs guy,

lol - you have no idea how many times I had to re-read the first 2 sentences before I realized what was happening. (I'm a dumb AIM user(though I do have MSN too))

she called me up and asked me to change it again or she would dump me.
You were far along in that relationship, I see ;)

more importantly he dumped her first, which is of course like quitting your job but better, because you dont lose any income... in fact you regain it.

win/win situation.. enjoy your pRon.

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Originally posted by squidlips
just a word up to all the fellas out there... never let a girl tie you down, they are not worth it. ;)

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ahhh, and here's the part where you show your age... ;) :)

How to end a relationship?

Goodbye.

Does that work for Married guys too?:D

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Originally posted by Archimage
Does that work for Married guys too?:D

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try it and tell us.

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Originally posted by gerbick
try it and tell us.

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:p

i have to show this thread to my hubby...

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Originally posted by nordberg
ahhh, and here's the part where you show your age... ;) :)

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I've never hidden my extreme immiturity. :) when I can no longer control my bodily functions I will start thinking about settling down...

The last time I broke up with a girl, I told her I fancied her best friend.

Which I didn't, butcha gotta do whatcha gotta do.

Worked a treat, though. One of my better efforts.

Well, better than the time I broke up with a girl at my parents house in Pittsburgh and had to listen to her cry/whine/complain the whole ride back to Philly, until I kicked her out of the car on her front doorstep.

That was a veritable nightmare.

word of advice to everyone, never end it in a confined area, or before you are able to leave. a quick, clean escape is ALWAYS necesary.

And always do it two weeks in advance of any holiday.

tell her/him you caught a disease ... like syphilis or something ...

Anyone else know what the hell just happened?

You must ask yourself one question: Do you really want to know?

:D

-genesis f5 (mx)

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Originally posted by gerbick
try it and tell us.

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I'm married remember? You've got me confused with someone who has the Balls to try it:D

I suspect the chap i was exchanging comments with (Naked inc.) deleted his posts...

thus I pulled a few