BS Bingo! :D

Ok... the next time you're going to a big corporate meeting print this out!

You mark off each square and get prizes for a line (horizontal and vertical).

When you complete your card you leap up off your chair and should "BS BINGO!" :D

Haha! Touch Base should be on there!

Oh man... Touch Base. I hate that phrase. Some people in my office still use it as well!

There's a company I walk past every so often actually called "Touch Base" and their office is arranged with all the tables in a circle facing each other... imagine that.. Now that's thinking outside of the box... Blue Sky Thinking eh?

These are the sort of phrases that those really annoying guys at University start using as soon as they get their first sales job working for some dodgy financial company. They always tell you they're going to be earning at least £100k in the first year and then you find out that they're on commission only and haven't made penny.. ha ha ha ha ha....

You know the type - turns up to the pub on a Sunday wearing a smart shirt and immediately starts talking about some deal he's about to make and some investment that's going to 'net' him thousands.. and he says it loud enough for the rest of the pub to hear and you're thinking "Shut up, we're trying to watch the football you pathetic little corporate victim"...

There... I'm glad I got that out of my system..

Hehe :D

I occasionally meet people like that!

"Well I'm pulling in blah blah blah a year... And I’m great because of yagady shmagady..."

Take that **** somewhere else mate!

I've not heard Blue Sky Thinking before haha! I may start dropping it round here to see if it takes off!

hehehe... I took it from a site with rude words on, so I can't post it here... but it has other cards with other words on :)

I love marketing schpiel... its utter utter rubbish! :D

I just forwarded that to my entire company.
For us it's missing:
"Reinvent the wheel"
"You know what I'm saying?"
"Proactive"
and
"How the f*ck do you find your way to work each day you no-talent clown!? What's the matter? Gym class not prepare you for the office environment? How you're even allowed to talk to me is beyond comprehension!"

Ok, lasts ones mine.

Viral

Telephony

Kickoff Meeting

Oooww... HOT DESKING! :D

You are all some angry people. Perhaps you all need to touch base with your inner peace.

*runs from thread*

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