Porn & Pancakes

wow...wansn't expecting to read this straight from my local news:

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Many churches have coffee hour, but have you ever heard of Porn and Pancakes at church? That event will happen next month at a church in Wayne County and the advertisements are already up. There is a billboard on Route 104 that says people are talking about porn and pancakes.

It's an event that will be held at Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, next month. The discussion is being advertised as an honest discussion about pornography.

“It's everybody's dirty little secret in America and it needs to be addressed. It needs to be spoken about openly so people can get healed,” said parishioner Paul Forget....

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16805388/

Sounds interesting...too bad it's god related.

its the free pancakes... gets bums in seats and people with food and god fetishes hard.

if it had said porn and frenchtoast and baccon, id be there. but just p-cakes? no thanks to that.

what about the syrup silver?
You need the cleansing syrup!!!
ok. I'll stop now.

no keep going :mrpimp:

... ok!
With the blessed pat of butter!
ok, now I'll stop before I become completely despised around here

so wait...are they showing porn or not?

wait
nat are you asking me to give you some of my syrup and to butter your roll?

no silver.
I'm saying you're a deprived little man.
EDIT: oh and you're a fussy eater.

anyone who thinks pancakes are better then french toast clearly has tastebud issues.

I see more talk about pancakes than porn.

That's sad.

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Originally Posted by Natsia

no silver.
I'm saying you're a deprived little man.
EDIT: oh and you're a fussy eater.

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Oh man, I would degenerate this thread further but instead I think I'll just to confession right now for what I would have typed.

So it's actually a sermon on the evils of porn. Some churches will say anything to lure an audience.

Ahhh the joys of organised religions.....

Christopher Mitchell

ahhh.....Bait and Switch.....a time honored tradition in religion...

I wonder how many pr0n addicts will go to it thinking it was a club of sorts lol

Christopher Mitchell

Dude i'd go for just the pancakes. They're not gonna say anything people haven't already heard.

Only if they are blueberry and serve it with grade A Vermont pure syrup.

Porn and French Toast and Bacon just doesn't have the same ring to it as Porn and Pancakes.

I think the promoters have hit the nail on the head with this one. Maybe they have all kinds of breakfast food.

And porn.

With God.

The more I think of it, the more bizarre this is.