I can make you hate Scarlett Johansson

Go listen to her "covers" of Tom Waits songs.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/M...89176&s=143441

I think these have been posted here before. I've heard worse. She's still way up on my list - even with the questionable music.

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Originally Posted by PAlexC

I can make you hate Scarlett Johansson

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Oh hell no you can't.

I would do that all up and down the middle of Times Square and across all the plastic-covered furniture in my Grandmother's living room in front of her 3 sisters and Father O'Dwyer no matter what she was singing.
Love may be blind..., but hot animal lust knows no boundaries, especially those connected with a brain lobe or major organ located above the waist...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/318...8490XdFC_w.JPG

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Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue

Oh hell no you can't.

I would do that all up and down the middle of Times Square and across all the plastic-covered furniture in my Grandmother's living room in front of her 3 sisters and Father O'Dwyer no matter what she was singing.
Love may be blind..., but hot animal lust knows no boundaries, especially those connected with a brain lobe or major organ located above the waist...

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I felt dirty just by reading this.

Let me make it all better.


http://helektron.com/wp-content/uplo..._johansson.jpg

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thread fixed.

A week on sunday and I get to see the man himself!

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Originally Posted by gerbick

I felt dirty just by reading this.

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Oh my... I seriously shouldn't have been allowed near the keyboard after my 4th or 5th double last night...

I'm almost afraid to go check any other forums I may have posted at.

Whew, thanks Virgo, all better now.

As long as she doesn't sing when she climaxes, yes, I would wreck her.

I wouldn't care if she took a dump when she climaxed. This chick can do no wrong.

Apparently she has massive manly feet... I still would though.

Who cares about tom waits anyway? Overrated!

Aye, whatever Mashupmark ;)

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Originally Posted by robbmcaulay

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Tom Waits

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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Dorothy Parker

fixed.

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Originally Posted by robbmcaulay's footer

"Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21

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Thank for at least quoting the right person this time.

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Thank for at least quoting the right person this time. -Tom Waits

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Originally Posted by Hanratty21

"Blah blah blah quoting the right person blah blah blah" -Dorothy Waits

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Originally Posted by hanratty21

I wouldn't care if she took a dump when she climaxed.

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Wow, um...well I hate to be the one to have to say it, but: that's hot. :thumbsup:

It'd be hot about half a second... then it would just be all too real.

Luckily you guys would be long finished before she climaxed.