[AS2] Pageview counter, possible with no serverside scripting?

Okay, I am on a LAN folder with a web address as my server. No serverside scripting is on, and it does not look like I am going to get any in the near future.

I would like to do some usage tracking with flash. Things like how many times a certain button is pushed.

My users are all on the same intranet, is there any way I could increment a value in a file on a shared LAN folder or something?

I don't think you can do it... even if you wanted to write to a text file on the lan you would need php installed.. hmm interesting problem. Is your Lan online? You could maybe save the usage stats on a remote server like google analytics or something if so.