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I just finished another award winning site in a few hours and got paid way too much for it. It's 100% standards compliant and I didn't have to write a single line of code thanks to the gui based app I use.
I guess I'll stay up all night drinking then sometime tomorrow I'll drive my brand new car down to the game store and spend a few hundred bucks without even thinking about it. Then I'll come home to my stress free life and enjoy the time off.
I've partnered with some of the members here at Flashkit, and in our free-time we've developed a product/project that's been well received and has funding from a few companies and VC's. A public release is forthcoming. In the meantime, I'll be relocating, finish building my website and my house with my wife.
*a combination of jAQUAN and Gerbick's posts
I can't believe that I'm the father of two US presidents!
I've got a job in the financial sector!!!
no, I don't think so...
I'm getting married and you're all invited to my bachelor party in Poland.
i just had 5 kids today. All with 5 different women. Man that was a crazy night 9 months ago. And apparently, i have the most powerful swimmers in the world! And to put the icing on the cake, legally, i don't have to take care of any of them financially...nicccceeeee!
I'm going on a four year trip around the world, just to spend the extra money I've saved in all these years. I've got some great things planned: skydiving in Estonia, car racing in the Bolivian deserts, cave exploring in Mexico, camping in Japan, surfing in Australia, freezing to death in the Himalayas, among other 1000 things.
I'll be leaving tomorrow, so I just wanted to tell you guys you're all jerks and I've always hated you, I hope you all rot in hell. Bye.
I shaved!
(Just kidding. I hope I never have to post that.)
im posting from the future
The ointment really works
Apparently size really doesn't matter.
Your all invited to my private island, just off the coast of hawaii. Plane tickets are in the mail. Once there you will be the first to witness the unvailing of my human evolutionator, guarenteed to give you some sort of super powers.
and by all invited i mean only the cool people the following are not invited:
insert names here