embed php tracking in Flash exe

Hi all,

My own personal preface: I am completely aware of how crazy this is.

Here goes:

A client has asked me to make a flash business card, that when placed in the drive and begins to play, will secretly in the background call to a php script that will send a message to a website that logs "Disc Label: Client47 was inserted in a drive at xx/xx/xxxx"

They ALSO want it to be able to call to their default email account, log their name and email, and attach that to the website log, but I flat-out refuse to consider that.

Apparently "it's done in Director all the time"

Forgetting for about 15 minutes all ethical codes of conduct, and all sense of reason, ....can this be done?