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This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
the public power monopoly that pays the politicians to pollute the air.
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I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
the municipal water utility that puts fluoride int he water to destroy your purity of essence and make you susceptible to socialism!
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After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Spent millions on building weather satellites to report weather instead of changing weather!
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I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
You are monsanto's *****.
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At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.
atomic clock or simple cheap quarts watch.. you decide. Automobiles are grossly overweight and waste fuel. They are overweight because the NHTSA is the ***** of the insurance industry.. and so are you. Federal Reserve Bank.. really deserves its own thread, but with inflation being what it is.. listing the Fed as a good thing shows near total ignorance of pretty much everything.
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On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.
anything important can either be conducted wirelessly or through fedex. How old is the codger that wrote this. Public schools.. i'm sure the little commie will grow up to be just like mom and dad.. subservient.
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After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration,
Blue collar job i guess.. public schools win again!
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enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA,
meh.. your diet is screwy and your still monsanto's *****.
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I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads,
you NHTSA car is a bloated pile of crap.. you are still the insurance agencies *****. Most safety features are a result of mercedes benz and volvo pioneering and the lesser automobile agencies desire to catch up. Pure capitalism. DOT roads... where the **** do you live. I commute to norfolk, va and it is by far one of rthe greatest cluster ****s i have every encountered.
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to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
Most housing and building codes are the result of private home insurance industries lobbying to avoid paying to rebuild houses. The lack of plundering has more to do with morality than the local police department.. who are meth abusing steriod using fascists.
Oddly many of the good things listed are results of state government not federal government. These cute jingoistic bytes really don't help the debate. They are funny sometimes, but this one is largely crap. It is a pit of ideological porn for mental masturbation and nothing more.