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I'm very proud to announce the birth of my first child. She was born on Sunday after much excitement and she is perfect.
http://www.kontain.com/joelstransky/...al-is-altered/
Me, I'm racked with exhaustion as I get used to my new sleep schedule or lack thereof but thankfully I have a family friendly job that is providing me two weeks to get used to it.
Haha, must have been a sixth sense that prompted me to change my avatar / signature earlier. :p
Congrats! and majors props to the company for doing that :thumbsup:
Congrats man. Your daughter just got the coolest dad.
nice one :) congrats to you and your missus and the little wrinkly one.
cute kid. and congrats!!!
One question...is that you in those geico commercials? :evil:
congratulations dude!
Way cool and congradulations JQ
Right on. Congratulations!
That's awesome! Congrats J-man.
Let the sleepless nights begin!
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Congratulations. Glad all you fk'ers are having kids and keeping the nerd clans growing because I know I'm hopefully never going to be doing it. I like sleep too much :)
Yup yup! Congrats and welcome to the land of the sleepless nights (at least for a month or two).
Congrats my man, welcome to fatherhood! Glad everything went well!
Congrats bro!
Have you started your shotgun collection yet?
Don't need a shotgun.
Eight simple rules
1.Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2.You make her cry, I make you cry.
3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5.If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up.
6.No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Best "don't do anything to my daughter" story has to belong to an old Army friend of ours. He pulled out a bazooka from the Vietnam era, loaded a shell into it and just said "Ever heard of a bazooka enema? Have her back my 10."
Freaky part.. nobody ever asked him how he came into possession of a bazooka.
His daughter was back home, safe at 9.
Well that certainly tops any story I've got.
Thanks for all the well wishing guys. Great list Frets. So far her waking hours seem to be between 1 and 4 a.m. so... yeah thats different. For now I sleep when she sleeps so I'm adjusting well but going back to work is going to be brutal and heart wrenching. Really not looking forward to that.
@lefteye, you're not the first person to make that comparison (should see my wedding photos).
On the serious, I'm open to any transition advice. When do we stop demand feeding / let her cry, other ways to get her to sleep etc.
so happy for you .. Congrats!
LOL, you're asking a bunch of lounge lizards for baby advice?? :)Quote:
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http://kidshealth.org/parent/pregnan...orn/index.html
http://kidshealth.org/parent/growth/...ednewborn.html
http://kidshealth.org/parent/growth/...epnewborn.html
http://www.helium.com/items/501749-s...-fed-on-demand
http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/foru...p/t281663.html