What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?
Marscapone
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What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?
Marscapone
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000.00 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150.00?"
The man replied... "A long time ago, a man died here, was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Consider that stolen :D