in contrary to the belief that post counts matter, myself and Jezza are on the same amount and are taking this opportunity to see who can take the longest time to reach 3000 posts. i am now losing as I have posted this
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in contrary to the belief that post counts matter, myself and Jezza are on the same amount and are taking this opportunity to see who can take the longest time to reach 3000 posts. i am now losing as I have posted this
Jezza will kick your butt!!! You have no will power Razor!!!
For mere posts I win every time. Been here since June and only have 400 or so i think. And about 80 of them have been the last week.
jezza will keep spamming the boards like normal..... but you know he'll just drop his postcount down when he gets close
and, fyi... YOUR postcount is the most imoportant thing in my life, brucey
:p
LOL - you all are humbled before my mighty stature! :D
BAh!!! You are nothing Nigma!!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
LOL - you all are humbled before my mighty stature! :D
LOL!!!!
now that's some serious posting, bugboy ;)Quote:
Bugboy
FK Board Heavyweight
Registered: Dec 2000
Posts: 65535
too bad, nigs... you're no longer #1 :D
I know av, I know. has the nurse given you your medicine this morning love ?Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
and, fyi... YOUR postcount is the most imoportant thing in my life, brucey
did you know agent vivid that you are the original member / stalker of the razormedia fan club
whoa! thats 6553,5 posts a month!
Nigma, you'e got competition. :p
OMG THAT IS SOOOOOO NOT FAIR! :mad:
JUST CAUSE YOU CANT ACCEPT DEFEAT JEZZABELL!
/ME IS NOT REPEAT NOT HAPPY!
Quote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
OMG THAT IS SOOOOOO NOT FAIR! :mad:
JUST CAUSE YOU CANT ACCEPT DEFEAT JEZZABELL!
/ME IS NOT REPEAT NOT HAPPY!
Hehe, you are such a loser. You will always cone second when I am in the race boy!!! :D
it looks as accurate as hellbelowme's presidential vote the other day:DQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
LOL!!!!
now that's some serious posting, bugboy ;)Quote:
Bugboy
FK Board Heavyweight
Registered: Dec 2000
Posts: 65535
Too bad they're all triplicated one-liners in the lounge, jezza.
david
The one-liners are where I do my best work, short, funny, cutting whilst still retaining that sexy allure that everyone here is so attracted to! :DQuote:
Originally posted by david petley
it looks as accurate as hellbelowme's presidential vote the other day:D
Too bad they're all triplicated one-liners in the lounge, jezza.
david
one out of four is not so bad. They are, at least, short.Quote:
Originally posted by jezza
The one-liners are where I do my best work, short, funny, cutting whilst still retaining that sexy allure that everyone here is so attracted to! :DQuote:
Originally posted by david petley
it looks as accurate as hellbelowme's presidential vote the other day:D
Too bad they're all triplicated one-liners in the lounge, jezza.
david
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haha... so, jezza... the one-liners are about as far as you get with the ladies, then?
or do they just tell you that you're sexier if you talk less!!
:D
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medicine, huh?
i'm listening to radio1 right now... does that count, brucey???
One lines all it takes and they are putty in my hands!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
haha... so, jezza... the one-liners are about as far as you get with the ladies, then?
or do they just tell you that you're sexier if you talk less!!
:D
putty?? lol... sounds like they're asleep to me ;)
what's your best pickup line, jezza??
It's not appropriate for these forums :DQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
putty?? lol... sounds like they're asleep to me ;)
what's your best pickup line, jezza??
And yeah, asleep is more like it :)
Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
putty?? lol... sounds like they're asleep to me ;)
what's your best pickup line, jezza??
"i'm damn sexy" :D:D
how 'bout:
hi, my name's jezza. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
LOL, you are so cheezy av, I would never use something like that!Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
how 'bout:
hi, my name's jezza. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Quote:
Originally posted by jezza
It's not appropriate for these forums :DQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
putty?? lol... sounds like they're asleep to me ;)
what's your best pickup line, jezza??
And yeah, asleep is more like it :)
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
What? As they're running to the cops? Why would he tell them his name then?Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
how 'bout:
hi, my name's jezza. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
okok
how 'bout:
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
is that more your style???
or is the simple 'hi' enough for you to win 'em over??
LOL, that is a classic Brucey, you had me rolling on the ground mate! :D:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
So p.c. too mate! :)
i couldn't stop for a few minutes myself :DQuote:
Originally posted by jezza
LOL, that is a classic Brucey, you had me rolling on the ground mate! :D:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
So p.c. too mate! :)
i think brucey may have you edged out, jezza... he seems to always have such an eloquence about himself :p
I do not in any way claim to compete with people who act in such a demeaning manner to the lovely members of the opposite sex. I am very sensitive to their needs and as such, find comments like Bruce's offensive. (Once I have finished rolling on the floor pissing my self laughing :D)Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
i couldn't stop for a few minutes myself :D
i think brucey may have you edged out, jezza... he seems to always have such an eloquence about himself :p
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
BOOOM!!!! Crashing back to earth there Brucey!!! Nice call TOmmy! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
You'll need a wet suit and a welders helmet thenQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
http://ubb.fanasylum.com/smiles/s1_lookaround_w.gif
rotflmao
i don't even want to touch that one...
Necrophiliac then are you Thomas ?Quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :D
Nah not me mate, I just heard her screams and saw the dents in the wall. Jezza told me about it the next day.Quote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
Necrophiliac then are you Thomas ?
only joking tommy love, nice come back though
Well it just so happens.....Quote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
Necrophiliac then are you Thomas ?Quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :D
Sorry Brucey, looks like I lost. It's only taken 18 months to get here, I'd like to thank Mark, John and Brucey for providing me with such easy ammunition to post at! :D
Thanks lads!
And I better mention TOmmy too for fear of a drop knee dangler. Hi TOmmy!
good night, peeps...
you guys just keep on rockin' with your badass postcountshttp://64.224.111.148/forums/images/...s/buttrock.gif
yeah night kids, have nice dreams.
can you picture tommy and jezz tucked up with their pyjamas on like bungle and zippy from rainbow ?
I wish you lot would stop giving me nightmares!
Jezza an Tommy in bed together [shudder]
Glad to see you FINALLY made it Jezza me old matey! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by jezza
Sorry Brucey, looks like I lost. It's only taken 18 months to get here, I'd like to thank Mark, John and Brucey for providing me with such easy ammunition to post at! :D
Thanks lads!
And I better mention TOmmy too for fear of a drop knee dangler. Hi TOmmy!