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Hhmmm... So my girlfriend came over early today...
She's in the bathroom with my sister and thinks I can't hear them talking...
So anyway it turns out she is dying her hair black! (with my sisters help)
Scary!
So do I:
A. Tell her its nice, even if it looks foul.
B. Be honest and tell her its rancid hair of death (if it looks that way).
C. Don't notice.
D. Just stay here and pretend I'm still asleep.
:)
try D, if you can...
if you're caught... definitely don't go with B
your best bet is A :)
If she likes you - tell the truth. If your relation is not yet so secure, tell her it looks nice. She'll definatly ask for it, so you won't be able to "not notice". :D
The truth, but it'll probably hurt! :D
the truth....LOL - obviously... none of you are married.. ;)
unless you jump from your seat, take her in your arms and fawn over her for the next two hours telling her how gorgeous her new black hair makes her look your going to be in the doghouse bud... sad but true ;)
this is one of those catch 22 situations... you can't tell her nicely and have her go 'oh.. thankx for being honest!'...LOL :D:D... and if you lie and just say 'yeah it looks okay' she'll ask you repeatedly for the next week wether or not you actually like it... .you'll probably slip up. the best thing to do is try and change the subject and then three months from now when she's sick of it and wants to bleach it out because she doesn't like it.. then you can tell her you didn't like it either.. you'll get the cold shoulder for a couple of hours because 'you should have just said so to begin with!', but it's better to 'agree' with her later than tell her now ;)
don't take me too seriously though... being honest is probably best in the long run ;)
Hahaha... After 4 years mate I could tell her anything and it wouldn't really change much! :DQuote:
Originally posted by wouter999
...If your relation is not yet so secure...
Hehehe :) Maybe they've done it wrong and its gone orange or something... :eek:
A..especially if ya wanna get some later ...could get real cold around there
Then you can prolly tell her its piss ugly. If so, ansd she likes you enough, she'll try and wash it out asap. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Hahaha... After 4 years mate I could tell her anything and it wouldn't really change much! :DQuote:
Originally posted by wouter999
...If your relation is not yet so secure...
Hehehe :) Maybe they've done it wrong and its gone orange or something... :eek:
Hahah yeah women... a pain in the arse at best of times :DQuote:
Originally posted by Mac8myPC
this is one of those catch 22 situations...
Nope, most of us are free as a bird! I feel sorry for ya!Quote:
Originally posted by Mac8myPC
the truth....LOL - obviously... none of you are married..
don't take me too seriously though... being honest is probably best in the long run ;)
jokes! :)
I guess a little white lie from time to time wouldn't hurt! :D
More like black lie in this case ... :DQuote:
Originally posted by ]v[orpheus
I guess a little white lie from time to time wouldn't hurt! :D
LOL! That's a good one! :DQuote:
Originally posted by wouter999
More like black lie in this case ... :DQuote:
Originally posted by ]v[orpheus
I guess a little white lie from time to time wouldn't hurt! :D
Ugh... very bad joke...Its off to the Jezza school of comedy for you young man... ;)Quote:
Originally posted by wouter999
More like black lie in this case ... :DQuote:
Originally posted by ]v[orpheus
I guess a little white lie from time to time wouldn't hurt! :D
http://board.flashkit.com/board/imag...001/10/154.gifQuote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Jezza school of comedy
Funniest thing I've heard all day, well um morning! :D
It's 2:40AM right now.
Make me. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Ugh... very bad joke...Its off to the Jezza school of comedy for you young man... ;)
The police are on their way... :)Quote:
Originally posted by wouter999
Make me. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Ugh... very bad joke...Its off to the Jezza school of comedy for you young man... ;)
D, man. D.
Just tell her that it looks very nice on her. But I would say to stay asleep as long as possable if you can. Still, I think that one way or another you might catch some sh*t from her.
don't do this man!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
> C. Don't notice.
Hehehe... well she did it and it was black... kind of that black/blue colour... it looked cool but she didn't like it :)
So 20 mins ago she went to the shop to get some hair dye remover :D She's downstairs removing it now :) Hehehe... Women eh?! :D
tell her she looks absoloutly awful in it, women dont like that, then shell *try*, hopefully to wash it out
if it doesnt come out straight away, she wont leave the house till it does
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finds out she is removing it
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try what i said on anyone, usually works unless their a dog
aren't you glad it was not like magenta or pinstripped? :D
oh well... maybe next time, she'll find a color she likes before she tries it. ;)
Sorry mate, not even I could save this pathetic person.Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Ugh... very bad joke...Its off to the Jezza school of comedy for you young man... ;)
E. I thought you were gay ?
Hahaha... I wish...Quote:
Originally posted by estudioworks
E. I thought you were gay ?
I'm not gay, I just give in to that vibe Jezza puts out :D
Anyway... its 4am and I can here her awake upstairs snoopin round my bedroom (I'm in the bathroom... Mmmm laptops!) I'd better go before she finds my stash of specialist magazines! ;)
Are these category E magazines? And wait, you have a laptop in front of you and you need MAGAZINES!? I think you need to go to a DIFFERENT Jezza school. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Hahaha... I wish...Quote:
Originally posted by estudioworks
E. I thought you were gay ?
I'm not gay, I just give in to that vibe Jezza puts out :D
Anyway... its 4am and I can here her awake upstairs snoopin round my bedroom (I'm in the bathroom... Mmmm laptops!) I'd better go before she finds my stash of specialist magazines! ;)
E magazines? You must be american, right? :)Quote:
Originally posted by Weevil
Are these category E magazines?
Erm... did I say I needed magazines? I just said I hope they aren't discovered :DQuote:
Originally posted by Weevil And wait, you have a laptop in front of you and you need MAGAZINES!? I think you need to go to a DIFFERENT Jezza school. :D [/B]
Ahh nothing found... the world is safe again! :D
what kind of magazines exactly?
get used to it ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
So do I:
A. Tell her its nice, even if it looks foul.
B. Be honest and tell her its rancid hair of death (if it looks that way).
C. Don't notice.
D. Just stay here and pretend I'm still asleep.
:)
Creative Review, LoDown, Wallpaper, Edge, (not create online as its the worst mag ever) and a couple of issues of Computerarse... oh I mean ComputerArts mag. :)Quote:
Originally posted by sikonyte
what kind of magazines exactly?
What kind of magazines did you think I meant? ;)
You've had the same girlfriend for 4 years???
An astute observation darling! :D Does that suprize you?Quote:
Originally posted by LanSite
You've had the same girlfriend for 4 years???
I know, I know... You are thinking that a great guy like myself should share my wonderfulness around a bit, just to be fair... :)
uhhh ... yeah ~ that's it ~ that's exactly what I was thinking ... spread the joy - that's right!Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
I know, I know... You are thinking that a great guy like myself should share my wonderfulness around a bit, just to be fair... :)
;)
Quote:
Originally posted by LanSite
uhhh ... yeah ~ that's it ~ that's exactly what I was thinking ... spread the joy - that's right!Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
I know, I know... You are thinking that a great guy like myself should share my wonderfulness around a bit, just to be fair... :)
;)
Heheh what were you thinking then? :D
Here's what to do:
1. Pray to God that she doesn't see this thread.
2. Buy her flowers, take her out to a fancy restaurant, and generally kiss her ass for a week or so.
3. While she is sleeping, shave all her revolting black hair off her head.
4. Run like hell.
So, at least she has some nice flowers and some good food in her belly.
Come to think of it...the flowers will probably die... and the food will come out of her one way or another...
Well, just like good food and flowers, bad hair will eventually go away. So just sit tight and repeat step 2, and everything will be right as rain.
Hahhahaa... so when will you open up your own dating agency? :DQuote:
Originally posted by alexhodge
Here's what to do:
1. Pray to God that she doesn't see this thread.
2. Buy her flowers, take her out to a fancy restaurant, and generally kiss her ass for a week or so.
3. While she is sleeping, shave all her revolting black hair off her head.
4. Run like hell.
So, at least she has some nice flowers and some good food in her belly.
Come to think of it...the flowers will probably die... and the food will come out of her one way or another...
Well, just like good food and flowers, bad hair will eventually go away. So just sit tight and repeat step 2, and everything will be right as rain.
Right after I get hooked up with Aria and Chelle...they're hot!
-Alex
FK Pimp, hard at work.
:)
have to have women to be considered pimp :D