Originally Posted by argonauta
markp: aka brainfart:
powers: he feeds the rest of the superheros with good material for hi-jacks
nordberg: aka trendwhoreman
powers: he can use the latest gadgets to defeat his enemies
gerbick: aka "el gerbo":
powers: whenever he finds an enemy, he rants and rants until his enemy's head explodes. If that fails, he has a group of super-stalkers that protect him from evil
silverx: robin (el gerbo's sidekick)
powers: he uses grammar to defeat his enemies. If that fails, he makes el gerbo angry so he can rant even better