Well its a good thing your not invited!
one of the things she and i are going to do together is make fun of your lack of soda experience.
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Well its a good thing your not invited!
one of the things she and i are going to do together is make fun of your lack of soda experience.
carbonated prunes ftw!
I have experience in other fields, so won't always laugh at me. I can teach her html and css and javascript and we can make a website together.
id love to make a scrap book with her.
We'll watch "Marley and Me" and cry for hours, cuddling.
This thread has turned into a sap-fest...
i heard she liked monster trucks, so id take her to see grave digger.
where did you hear that? you're bluffing! she doesn't like monster trucks, she likes cute things. She likes Hello Kitty and the PowerPuff Girls!
... and now creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by EVPohovich
this is not creepy...creepy's what I did to that other girl...there's a movie based on those events (I do find something like that really creepy)
You people instill new fears into me daily...
id like to take her to an animal shelter to play with the kittens, and baby bunnies
I'd get a 10000 pieces puzzle and we'd spend our evenings putting it together, asking each other "have you seen a blue piece with a brown and green corner?" it'd be exciting.
we could watch the entire 24 marathon of a christmas story, while drinking hot cocoa with little marshmellow.
I don't find that amusing at all...I've got to do something on Friday nights...Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
She and I'd play "first one to blink loses" all afternoon...both of us, just starring at each other for hours without talking, bonding through silence. And then, when it's time to stop playing, we'd hug, knowing that we have each other and no one can destroy that.
we could volunteer are a local soup kitchen, helping serve homeless people food, and showing them that with a little bit of hope and hard work, you can fold clothes and date a super model.
I'd just **** her.
we could have a mario marathon for charity.
I'd lock her up in the basement until she understands how important she'd be to me, and how happy she could be if she could just stop SCREAMING and CRYING and biting me whenever I caress her tender face. I hope she doesn't make me use the knife...again
id like to rescue her from you.
you can't because I'd put on my robe and wizard hat and cast a Lvl. 5 fall-in-love-with-gerbick spell on you, so you'd forget that you were trying to rescue her and would go looking for gerbs to have a steamy hamburger eating, helmet wearing session.
for the record I'm really happy with the tags on this thread.
Did you miss me ? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
i like to make some blanket forts with her and have a little nerf war.
pillow fight ftw!
Is she like Xena ? At least Gabrielle...
wow...
i think we could have fun if we made sand castles.
We'd get a baby names book to help decide what are going to be the names of our cute bastards.
how many bastards ?
I'd take her to a costume party and we should be a horse, she would be the front half, i would be the back half.
You don't have bad tastes...
We could watch schindlers list together.
we'd create the most awesome playlist in itunes and sync our ipods to have the same songs. The we'd go out and set them to "singing in the rain" and would dance and sing in sync, whether it rains or not, doesn't matter...although if it doesn't rain, we can switch to "have you ever seen the rain"
we would go on a cross country trip making sure to stop at a karaoke bar in every start and every time we would sing the duet "i got you babe"
It sounds attractive ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
we could take a row boat, and row to the center of a lake and just sit there, staring together at the clouds.
I'd help her shave her legs and she'd help me shave my back.
I just puke a little, in my mouth...