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Call me now! Ah gawt dee fayk jer-may-can ah-cent!
Oh god I forgot about here. classic.
Isn't that what killed Elvis?
name's taken anyway
Last nights Dinner: Impossible Was pretty lame, it wasnt very impossible at all. it was very much so possible and a far cry from what makes the show good.
torture is now extreme questioning!?
that's like changing shell shock to battle fatigue.
Is seriously debating Dropping $20 on the virtual console tonight for orcarina of time and majoras mask.
Totally just texted the wrong girl.
^ oh snap. I bet it was juicy too.
1. Today is supposed to be 90* and I am sitting here just looking out the window. Is it 5 o'clock yet?
2. $597 dollars later my car starts and runs as good as a 98 stratus will run.
3. today and tomorrow and then vacation!
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Originally Posted by gerbick
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Originally Posted by gerbick
You just don't know how damn close to the truth you really are.
Thought this was at least worth a chuckle.
a n00b meets the leets.
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Mr. Leet: Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house?
Mrs. Leet: Gerald, he could hear you! He just went off to the bathroom...
Jessica: Dad! He's a nice guy, really.
Mr. Leet: He's a n00b,
Jessica. A n00b.
Jessica: So what? I love him!
Mr. Leet: This relationship will never work, it's got epic fail written all over it.
Mrs. Leet: Honey, he called WoW "Wordcraft."
Jessica: I don't care what you say! Ryan and I are perfect for each other.
Mr. Leet: You're a Leet, God damn it. We don't date n00bz, we pwn them!
Mrs. Leet: He's right, dear. Insolence FTL.
Jessica: This is so unfair, I wish I was never a Leet!
Mr . Leet: You bite your tongue, young lady. There are children playing third world MMO's that would KILL for your phat lewtz.
Jessica: Maybe I don't care about phat lewtz! Maybe I LIKE n00bz! Maybe I want to MARRY a n00b someday!
Mr. Leet: Over my Level 70 Rogue's temporarily dead body.
Ryan: *enters* ...Mr. Leet?
Family: *Gasp*
Ryan: I know you're concerned. Maybe rightfully so. There are a lot of things I don't understand. Hell, I can't even manage to find the Control Panel half the time. But I know when I've found love, Mr. Leet. And I love your daughter. In the end, I think that's worth more than all the fake gold in the world. *Pause*
Mr. Leet: GTFO.
you can tell the person that wrote that isn't Leet, because he had Jessica refer to herself as "a leet" where as leet stands for elite,
basically he had her say that she wishes she was "never a elite" which is not Proper Leet Vernacular.
Also, the level cap is 80 now so only having a level 70 rogue clearly denotes the lack of leet.
Also it wasnt very funny.
p.s.
That one was free Courtesy of molson canadian.
http://www.pac.ca/ePromos/images/hea...off_Molson.jpg
haha
I've finally got myself into an situation where I honestly thought "What would Ol' Dirty Bastard do?"... so I just mumbled something real low, then yelled something random while looking intently at the sky, then said "oh yeah!" and walked away triumphantly.
And I was dead sober.
if i seen one more twilite/vampire teenybopper bull**** that has vampires walking around outside during the day time im going to shank a 13 year old girl every hour on the hour.
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Originally Posted by silverx2
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Originally Posted by silverx2
Completely different.
Like comparing rootbeer to regular beer.
Twilite is all hype no substance, like new york city. Where as angel is like boston, ****ing legit.
Wow n dota ftw! Goty again imho!
Wonders when deer tick bite symptoms kick in.