No way.
1. I wasn't in my bed.
2. I wasn't in a bed at all.
3. I woke up between two hot chicks on the floor.
I fear for my life if I did drink alcohol.
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No way.
1. I wasn't in my bed.
2. I wasn't in a bed at all.
3. I woke up between two hot chicks on the floor.
I fear for my life if I did drink alcohol.
well give me whatever NOT alcohol you are ingesting.
It was Dr Pepper for me.
I just saw a streaker in my neighborhood. Or at least somebody running from an angry husband of the wife he might have been "visiting".
Sounds like it wasn't anything the Dr. Pepper prescribed.
oooh that could be good...
Good!? Just good?!?!? Sure it's only good? -- Germans are darn efficient inventors...
Water, more water here !
13 hours of sleep. That's not natural.
Damn you beat me. I got in like 6.
something is wrong with the force...
you look like gerbick's shadow :)
weedwacking has to be the worst part of doing lawn care.
Why do they call it weed wacking?? Do you really "wack" a weed or do you cut it?
you wack it to cut it.
hmmm that sounds bad.
Why are both the Lowe's and Home Depot sites always under routine maintenance at the same time? I thought they were competitors. Maybe in a price-fixing-esq fashion, they agreed to do it that way since if they didn't they both stood to lose customers to the competition during their downtime. Unfortunately for them, Ace Hardware isn't in on it and their site is still online at that time.
I'm starting my own cellphone hardware os company, with its own flavor of android, and its own app store...only adults please...
Since there's noone in line for the position of App Screening Officer (AS-O), I offer myself!
Our go to black and white laser printer at work is starting to **** the bed. Print log shows 161,167 prints have been made with it.
I think Urban Outfitters took thos amazing comments seriously...
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban...REL&prepushId=
Straight up... Bill Clinton is one bad mother****er.
At the risk of sounding like my dad, doesn't this sort of encourage NK, proving it's successful as an attention grabber?
Yes, it does. Next time, we'll send George W. Bush instead.
That'll show 'em.
Can we send him as a non refundable gift?
maybe they've agreed to swap interns
fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
Damn that SUCKS.Quote:
Originally Posted by fmylife.com
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6 Year leave as in paid leave? Uh...I think not.
Yeah I figured 6 years was an insane amount. Just the situation(real or not) would suck even if they got like 6 months leave pay.
He was the soul of company :)
could we give him press credentials before he goes?Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
If only he spells 'press credentials' properly and says it in a sentence.
change of heart.. i was sort of hoping they would keep him for a bit
I'm way too pale for Miami. First day here, already burnt.
I need 2 matching xmas themed sweaters, if possible a matching dog sweater, and a pair of reindeer antlers...
You're really hot .Quote:
Originally Posted by MyFriendIsATaco
..? For once, I'm speechless. In a bad way.
yikes...wtf.
When English goes VERY WRONG...
Nothing to say, I can feel it...
If anything i think it shows that NK is willing to have civil discussions about things.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViRGo_RK
2 of our citizens crossed into their lands. Mistake or not it doesnt matter. In some countries if you are caught with drugs you are sentenced to death, regardless of if you knew the laws because you were not from there.
The fact they let the girls go, and for the most part treated them well shows that they are at least more civil then some of the middle eastern countries.