LOL, you are so cheezy av, I would never use something like that!Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
how 'bout:
hi, my name's jezza. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
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LOL, you are so cheezy av, I would never use something like that!Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
how 'bout:
hi, my name's jezza. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
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Originally posted by jezza
It's not appropriate for these forums :DQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
putty?? lol... sounds like they're asleep to me ;)
what's your best pickup line, jezza??
And yeah, asleep is more like it :)
jezzas best chat up line is:
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You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
What? As they're running to the cops? Why would he tell them his name then?Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
how 'bout:
hi, my name's jezza. you might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
okok
how 'bout:
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
is that more your style???
or is the simple 'hi' enough for you to win 'em over??
LOL, that is a classic Brucey, you had me rolling on the ground mate! :D:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
So p.c. too mate! :)
i couldn't stop for a few minutes myself :DQuote:
Originally posted by jezza
LOL, that is a classic Brucey, you had me rolling on the ground mate! :D:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
So p.c. too mate! :)
i think brucey may have you edged out, jezza... he seems to always have such an eloquence about himself :p
I do not in any way claim to compete with people who act in such a demeaning manner to the lovely members of the opposite sex. I am very sensitive to their needs and as such, find comments like Bruce's offensive. (Once I have finished rolling on the floor pissing my self laughing :D)Quote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
i couldn't stop for a few minutes myself :D
i think brucey may have you edged out, jezza... he seems to always have such an eloquence about himself :p
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
BOOOM!!!! Crashing back to earth there Brucey!!! Nice call TOmmy! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
jezzas best chat up line is:
Quote:
You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you ?
You'll need a wet suit and a welders helmet thenQuote:
Originally posted by agent vivid
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
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rotflmao
i don't even want to touch that one...
Necrophiliac then are you Thomas ?Quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :D
Nah not me mate, I just heard her screams and saw the dents in the wall. Jezza told me about it the next day.Quote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
Necrophiliac then are you Thomas ?
only joking tommy love, nice come back though
Well it just so happens.....Quote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
Necrophiliac then are you Thomas ?Quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
Yeah it seemed to work on your mother brucey :D
Sorry Brucey, looks like I lost. It's only taken 18 months to get here, I'd like to thank Mark, John and Brucey for providing me with such easy ammunition to post at! :D
Thanks lads!
And I better mention TOmmy too for fear of a drop knee dangler. Hi TOmmy!
good night, peeps...
you guys just keep on rockin' with your badass postcountshttp://64.224.111.148/forums/images/...s/buttrock.gif
yeah night kids, have nice dreams.
can you picture tommy and jezz tucked up with their pyjamas on like bungle and zippy from rainbow ?
I wish you lot would stop giving me nightmares!
Jezza an Tommy in bed together [shudder]
Glad to see you FINALLY made it Jezza me old matey! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by jezza
Sorry Brucey, looks like I lost. It's only taken 18 months to get here, I'd like to thank Mark, John and Brucey for providing me with such easy ammunition to post at! :D
Thanks lads!
And I better mention TOmmy too for fear of a drop knee dangler. Hi TOmmy!