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Fancy coming in for breakfast?
Yeah man. she looooooooooves those PS skillz of mine! :DQuote:
Originally posted by hurricaneone
Look, I can scan things out of Cosmo too.Quote:
Originally posted by mx_kid
You single rugby?
:D
(Was it the photoshop skills or the one liners that won her over??)
Wow, you have the curves of GNOME and the smoothness of KDE. How about you come back to my place and I will show you how to compile Gentoo?
Works like a charm ;)
My gf. :) U try and chat her up and Ill send u one of these!Quote:
Originally posted by tonytryout
Rugbystud: is that your girlfriend/wife? I must try out your chat-up lines next time... :D
http://www.secondsout.com/gallery/ga...trinidad_1.jpg
RS, you're going to send him an angry pugilist?
i got a lady so i dont use these lines (wouldnt even if i didnt have one)
1. Hi, name is Martin, have you ever dated a Martin?
2. Hi, i like cookies, wanna do it?
3. that dress would look good on my floor
4. The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
5. Would you like to dance? (if she says no) You must have misheard me, i said you look fat n those pants.
Yea all those are funny but none work. I got with my beautiful girl just by bein regular old retarded a$$ me. She seems to like it tho.
Hi, my name is Nick, I like peanut butter, wanna FiretrUCK?
LOL -- don't worry I never steal girlfriends! :)Quote:
Originally posted by rugbystud
My gf. :) U try and chat her up and Ill send u one of these!Quote:
Originally posted by tonytryout
Rugbystud: is that your girlfriend/wife? I must try out your chat-up lines next time... :D
http://board.flashkit.com/board/
so how old is she? how long have you two been together?
:p
The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Would you like to dance? (if she says no) You must have misheard me, i said you look fat n those pants.
Hahahahahaaa... two to add to my repotoir :D
is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven? ;)
"I have a pet midget who would love to meet you!"
Point at head
"Look I'm not ginger!"
Chin
heh...
Your eyes are like a spanner, every time I see em, my nutz tighten.
Lets play Army, Il lie down, and you can B**W the hell out of me.
:p tell me if there 2 rude and il del them
(the 1st 1 works)
There's a load of dodgy Dublin ones...
My rude favourites were:
"Howya - wanna go halves on a bastard?"
"If you're selling those puppies I'll have the one with the pink nose."
"And what does your mammy call you?"
More as they come to mind...
Or should I just delete the damn things for their insolence?
Hi..
British chat up line.
Fancy a doner when they shut. ?
There's a kebab stall outside the pub.
:D
'If I follow you home, will keep me!'
'Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!'
'Hi, I've seen to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?'
'Hi, can I borrow a quarter? I wanna call your mom and thank her!'
:)
or you can even hit her with...'You must have misheard me, I said YOUR FRIEND would look great in those pants!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Would you like to dance? (if she says no) You must have misheard me, i said you look fat n those pants.
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:D
Feedbag!
That word alone is why Jezza is such a tiger to the women. Use it in good faith.
Coming up for nearly a year now. Yikes - fast! Shes 2 mths older than me! ;) International Playboy Millionaire! :DQuote:
Originally posted by tonytryout
so how old is she? how long have you two been together?
:p
walk up to a girl, and say: hi, see my friend over there (rig it up so he waves) he wants you to know that I think you're goergous.
eh, kinda lame that one.
I always liked this one.
Hi, if I asked you for sex tonight, would your answer be the same as it is for this question?
eh, kinda lame again :D
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.