You don't have to be a national. You just have to be my friend.
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You don't have to be a national. You just have to be my friend.
:crazy: :yikes:
what did I say?
Shall we do this post by post or just sum it all up?Quote:
Originally posted by clifgriffin
what did I say?
Not talking to you. I'm talking to my friend swampy.
:( When NPR puts me on the air, I am going to go on the rant about how Mr. Higgins is not my friend. *sniffs*
*starts sobbing*
I didn't mean it that way!!
Oh, well then call of the Person Of The Year thinger and we are even.
Clifton is out to lunch. If you wish to contact him. He will be back in 3 years. If you wish to nominate Nerdles for Person of the Year, please follow the instructions here:
http://www.flashkit.com/board/showth...hreadid=401857
Thank you for your post,
Clifton Griffin
Clifton? What kind of name is that? *starts writing jokes*
A good one Jason. :)
Jason? If you are going to attempt to make fun of my name, at least use the correct one.
I shamelessly stole this off the int0rw3b and sent it to them:
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Nerdinside is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. He translates ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, he writes award-winning operas, he manages time efficiently. Occasionally, He treads water for three days in a row. He woos women with his sensuous and godlike trombone playing, he can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and he cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He is an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He plays bluegrass cello, He was scouted by the Mets, He is the subject of numerous documentaries. When he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, he repairs electrical appliances free of charge. He is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening wear. He doesn't perspire. He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He has been caller number nine and has won the weekend passes. Last summer, he toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. He bats .400. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles. Children trust him.
He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him.
He balances, he weaves, he dodges, he frolics, and his bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, he participates in full-contact origami. Years ago, he discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. He has made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
He breeds prizewinning clams. He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He has played Hamlet, he has performed open-heart surgery, and he has spoken with Elvis.
But he has not yet been Wait Wait Don't Tell Me’s person of the year
LMAO :D
bribe me :D
I voted for the rusty zipper ;)
Well... ah.... how about.... yeah... hmm.... I'll tell ya what..... I'll give you..... 2 ice cubes and a tooth pick for your vote.Quote:
Originally posted by gerbick
bribe me :D
Deal?
DEAL!!Quote:
Originally posted by NerdInside
Well... ah.... how about.... yeah... hmm.... I'll tell ya what..... I'll give you..... 2 ice cubes and a tooth pick for your vote.
Deal?
dude, you are a master negotiator too!?
;)
You guys crack me up. :D
Nerdinside hates cats so he doesn't get my vote :p