Some guys get their wives flowers instead of candy. I guess nords is less subtle.
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Some guys get their wives flowers instead of candy. I guess nords is less subtle.
That's actually insane! It's pretty cool to think that if I ever need 100,000miles of rope and don't need to live anymore I can just pull it right out of me.Quote:
Originally Posted by gesteves
You've never read 'Guts' have you?
a good friend and i have been doing a 'peer pressue exercise' thing, and he's been a slackass. so, i wanted to see about getting a big slab of that fat to slap him around with. no joke.
oh, and did anyone read that it takes 1 mile of blood vessels to sustain 1 pound of fat. that's incentive right there.
Bah, 1 mile out of a 100,000. I'm gonna eat a bucket of fried chicken :p
Haaa-ha-ha!!Quote:
Originally Posted by PAlexC
<wipes away tear>
When you get it....could I...erm...touch it?
So why fake fat? Why not get the real thing? Stop by the meat section and ask for a bag of suet.
Because real fat is nasty, fake fat is funny and quirky, real fats disgusting and tragic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ask The Geezer
and real fat somehow gets spilt on the floor.
Maybe I read it wrong. I thought the idea was to make the guy think about his fat, not laugh at it.
;)
There was actually a point to buying a pound of fake lard?!
Wow, I guess everything is possible.
a bucket of real fat, dripping with real blood, would be a nice phase two.
you don't want to open with your best trick...
Hahahhahahaaa typical woman... taking everything seriously all the time :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Natsia
Nords knows I was joking... *high five!* :D
you would not believe some of the images i saw when typing in Fat guy in google images. I'm so R+18 rated right now.
I feel like throwing up.
yeah, totally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Markp.com
plus, nordgal is a dancer, and smokin' hot...weight gain/loss is not an issue...
Exactly... A fact you beat us over the head with on an almost daily basis! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by nordberg
Yeah, until she reads what you wrote and comes over on a big boat just to thump you one.
So nords.... How much are we talking for a lap dance here?
This is after 2 kids? Damn.
You want nords to give you a lapdance? Honey... he don't have tha aaaasss for it! *clicks fingers above head* Mmmmmhmmm!Quote:
Originally Posted by Natsia