I'm a professonal web designer....
Why doesnt my site show up in french when I am in france?
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I'm a professonal web designer....
Why doesnt my site show up in french when I am in france?
I'm a professonal web designer....
....that uses all the latest technology like RSS, XML and AJAX. Every new client gets 1 500ml bottle of AJAX with a choice of colours #FFFF00, #FF0000, #00CC00 and #00FF00
Http://www.ajax.jp/images/usa.jpg
I'm a professonal web designer....
...I am teh 1337, I PWN all.
Then his mommy walks into his room and grounds his 12 years old ass for a month from teh internets after she caught him downloading pr0n with a keylogger from AOL.com.
I'm a professonal web designer....
...Instead of boring html I can make it all in flash. I make each page a new scene (after the intro of course. About a minute long intro is best) and flash just writes the html for me. My buddy writes all of the ftp and uploads the site via php.
I'm a professonal web designer....
I can make a very cool copy of 2advanced using my decompiler
I'm a professonal web designer....
my WHOLE website is one big sliced image...exported through Phtoshop. :)
Im a proffesional web designer...
...because my myspace looks better than yours!! :D
</psp> Never doing that again...
I'm a professional web designer,,,,
I"m certified in outlook express.
I'm a professional web designer...
...I learnt Photoshop from Good-tutorials.com
I was trying to decide between that one and the one I posted. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by whispers
I am 14 years old.
I'm a professional web designer...
The eight megabyte wav file I'm using as background music is so cool! I have five cds full of clipart and flashing gifs, too!
I'm a professional web designer...
....and I know how to get the most out of advertising on websites and keep load times to a minimum, take a look at one of my ad laden sites www.FlashKit.com :yikes:
I'm a professional web designer...
Can I have some money please?
This is just too easy and fun to read.
Haha, yeah, but the sad this is that most of it is true.
My favorite so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Natsia
I'm a professional web designer
because I have big thumbs
I'm a professional web designer because the certificate i made in mspaint says so!
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../certified.jpg
I think I'm gonna print this out on some fancy paper, frame it, and hang it in my office!
I'm a professional web designer...
...and I use stock photos of people of varied ethnicities sitting around a conference table with their sleeves rolled up to show how dynamic and team-oriented I am in providing full multimedia web solutions.
...and you NEED to check out this site! --> 2advanced.com
...skip intro.