Is this as dumb as I think it is?

this sucks, two guides and they couldn't find an answer

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You: quick, i have milk and redbull and i want to find out if it can cause diarrhea before drinking both
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You: i have a glass of milk, and a glass of redbull
You: if i drink both at the same time, can it cause diarrhea?
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You: a friend of mine told me this is good for the kidneys, but he might be just kidding
You: drinking redbull mixed with milk causes diarrhea?
You: i want to be sure before i try it
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You: thank you darling
You: i guess that's too general, i need info about mixing specifically: redbull and milk
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You: if you want more detailed: it's cow's milk
You: and redbull, i don't know what it's made of...but you know
You: the energy drink
You: my guess is that drinking both is like dining in hell, but i want to be sure
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They take too long to type for my liking

now, this is cool, though really, it's easier to just use google

anyway, i was asking for recipes to cook my iguana. Only one result came out of like 5 mins searching (though there are some weird recipes there: http://floridakeystreasures.com/keys-recipes/misc.shtml ).

the end of the chat :)

Amber(81885): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: just one more thing, don't know if you'll find results about this
Amber(81885): ok
You: is it legal to cook my iguana? i don't want PETA suing me or something
Amber(81885): just a moment
You: thank you :)
Amber(81885): this is all i could fingd sorry but i think its illegal to kill it but if its already dead you can cook it
You: hmm, then i just won't feed it, and i'll cook it when it dies
You: thanks anyway
You: have a nice day
Amber(81885): thanks



now, question: i tried this several times, and it seems that all the guides are women, or at least have women names....that's weird

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Saroya(55847): How can I assist you?
You: boobies boobies boobies
Saroya(55847): Breasts?
Saroya(55847): Okay.....Thanks for your patience as I search
You: mmmmmmm
You: boooobies
You: mmmmmmm
You: booobies in my face



And that's where the convo appears to have ended.

I only got guys names. Amber and Cindy sound a lot more sexy than Steve :p

Id love to play out one of Jimmy carrs jokes to one of them,
How do I perform kidney operations with a kitchen knife,
*Response here*
No i dont think thats what im looking for, please hurry she's in terrible pain.

But I very much lack the confidence to take the Pi** of someone, even over the net :P

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Originally Posted by tidenburg

Id love to play out one of Jimmy carrs jokes to one of them,
How do I perform kidney operations with a kitchen knife,
*Response here*
No i dont think thats what im looking for, please hurry she's in terrible pain.

But I very much lack the confidence to take the Pi** of someone, even over the net :P

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i just asked if it's legal to kill illegal immigrants in Texas, they said yes, so I ask what can I legally do to an illegal immigrant. The guide gave me links about 'what is racism?' :P

In the next session, I asked for the most effective way to commit suicide. The guide gave me a link to a geocities page, when I asked for more technical information, like stats, and why one method is more effective than others, she transfered me to someone else, and I got banned for possible 'abussive question'

^
Lol, are you actually banned? Can you not search anymore.

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Originally Posted by tidenburg

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Lol, are you actually banned? Can you not search anymore.

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no, they just send you to an error page.

now, this is some interesting info: they say you have to be invited to join. So I guess many guides know each other. I asked one guide (and by the way, all searches have been with female guides) what podcasts she listens to, the answer was www.joelosteen.com , which seems to be a very christian podcast. I guess if they all belong to a community with the same ideology as that one, I'm really freaking them out.

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Originally Posted by tidenburg

Id love to play out one of Jimmy carrs jokes to one of them,
How do I perform kidney operations with a kitchen knife,
*Response here*
No i dont think thats what im looking for, please hurry she's in terrible pain.

But I very much lack the confidence to take the Pi** of someone, even over the net :P

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Can someone please do this one for me :P

I tried to prank them, but he/she gave me a link to abc where I can watch the episode!

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You: hey kim
You: do you have the latest episode of lost?
Kim(20614): Your looking for Lost sites?
Kim(20614): Sure thing, please give me a few moments while I locate some information for you.
You: thanks
You: cant wait for this episode
Kim(20614): I have to watch this last weeks one before the new one tonight. :)
You: hehe
You: yeah, I ment last weeks episode
You: the one that is available on the net
Kim(20614): This is available at the site I just sent.
Kim(20614): Do you need further sites than that?
You: can I download the episode there?
Kim(20614): It's not downloadable..but viewable from there
You: great
Kim(20614): Will that be all or would you want more sites?
You: nope, thanks
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Linky

You can get round their 'ban' system by pressing the 'Back' button on your browser. Here's a few (more daring) ChaCha conversations by the slightly less mature SFDT community:

http://forums.sfdt.com/viewtopic.php?t=12161&start=0

it seems there's a lot of christians in there.


justin(74996): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi justin
You: i want to know if there's a kit i can buy to have a satanic ritual at home
justin(74996): ok
You: me and my new friends are into hating god and stuff
justin(74996): let me find some pages
justin(74996): thats not good
You: no? why?
justin(74996): in my opnion
You: he hates me anyway
You: i just hate back
justin(74996): well god loves everyone
You: not me
justin(74996): and he tests you
justin(74996): anyways
justin(74996): hang on
You: cool, one of them talks about killing goats
You: i dont have a goat, but i guess i can kill my dog as a sacrifice
justin(74996): i wouldnt suggest that
You: then what could i kill
justin(74996): nothing
You: i won't kill a person if that's what you're suggesting
justin(74996): no
justin(74996): do not kill anything
justin(74996): killa fly
justin(74996): i hope these sites help you
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Originally Posted by tidenburg

Can someone please do this one for me :P

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a similar one

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Tonya(78169): Hello, I will be assisting you with your search.
You: please help me quick. I was cutting my penis with a knife, but there's a lot of blood
You: i need to know what to do know
Tonya(78169): You better get to a hospital!
Tonya(78169): NOW
You: i can't
Tonya(78169): There's nothing I can do for you.


others told me to grow up or just ended the session

Search Term: free pr0n

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Brian(82526): porn is bad mmkay
You: wait, why can you type porn?
You: oh, I can too
Brian(82526): lol
You: how about pr0n?
Brian(82526): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (pr0n is wana b porn)
You: that works. I need new porn!
Brian(82526): wtf... warning?
You: seriously...?
Brian(82526): lol
You: I can type porn, but not p r 0 n
You: nice.
You: so... any good sites?
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LINK GIVEN: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by argonauta

You: hmm, then i just won't feed it, and i'll cook it when it dies
You: thanks anyway
You: have a nice day
Amber(81885): thanks

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:D

these pranks could go on for a very long time i think.

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Originally Posted by FlashLackey

:D

these pranks could go on for a very long time i think.

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dude, this is too much

I got help trying to ding the number I need to dial to call 911
I got someone explaining me he wasn't in my internets, and that he wasn't either sent by good, nor satan, he just works for chacha.

This is getting to be too much fun.

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Kathy(33954): Hello!
Kathy(33954): How are you today>
Kathy(33954): ?*
You: Hi Kathy...!
Kathy(33954): How are you?
You: Good and you?
Kathy(33954): Great thank you!
Kathy(33954): What can I help you find today?
You: I'm collecting hot girls myspaces.....are you a hot girl Kathy?
Kathy(33954): Yes I guess so.
Kathy(33954): But I am kind of old for you.
You: how old are you Kathy?
Kathy(33954): I am 45.
Kathy(33954): Lol
You: MILF!
Kathy(33954): I have kids your age
Kathy(33954): haha
You: so, you have experience then...
Kathy(33954): Ha ha ha ha
You: so Kathy can I see what you look like?
Kathy(33954): I am not allowed to give out my myspace.
Kathy(33954): I will get fired
You: I wouldn't want that to happen Kathy.
Kathy(33954): Thank you!
You: that would be bad...
Kathy(33954): Yes it would be
You: you had to know when you took this job though, that there would be risks involved.right?
Kathy(33954): Sure, haha
You: are they watching you right now Kathy?
Kathy(33954): But not those kind of risks
Kathy(33954): yes they are.
Kathy(33954): I need to send you a site.
You: are they watching you through you webcam right now?
Kathy(33954): Not a webcam
Kathy(33954): Through our texting.
You: send me to a site that will give me a hint to your myspace.

- Sends me iambored.com -

You: LOL
Kathy(33954): Haha
You: nice site.
You: am I really boring you Kathy?
Kathy(33954): I will send you my work site that I book bands thru
You: thank you Kathy.
Kathy(33954): Hold on, it takes a minute to load.
You: I'm holding on ;)
Kathy(33954): Lol
Kathy(33954): It takes forever to load on here.
Kathy(33954): Almost
You: do you know that there are sites all over the Internet about this company?
Kathy(33954): I know I have read a bunch of them
You: ever read one with you in it Kathy?
Kathy(33954): I have read a few with me in them
You: you must be pretty popular then
Kathy(33954): There you go!

- sends me 1 of 4 myspace accounts -

Kathy(33954): I guess so, haha
You: a hot MILF named Kathy that is 45 and all over the internet...
Kathy(33954): hahaha
Kathy(33954): I have 2 more sites
You: send them.
You: Whoa!! Kathy's got a dark side...

- Sends #2 myspace -

Kathy(33954): SSSSorry I froze
You: giving me the cold shoulder... I see.
Kathy(33954): sorry I froze
Kathy(33954): Sorry sorry
Kathy(33954): I am still trying to send it.

- Send #3 -

Kathy(33954): Here is my personal one
Kathy(33954): as soon as it loads
Kathy(33954): Are you still there?
You: yes
You: looking the sites you are sending me
Kathy(33954): Oh ok good
Kathy(33954): Ok
Kathy(33954): There you go

- Send last MySpace Account -

Kathy(33954): That is all 3
You: I can almost see down your shirt in that pic of you...
Kathy(33954): haha
Kathy(33954): those are really old pics
Kathy(33954): I have lost 30 pounds since them
Kathy(33954): I have new pics to put up now
Kathy(33954): I just haven't had time to get them up yet.
You: recent photos would be good, and with less clothing too...
Kathy(33954): sorry
Kathy(33954): haha
Kathy(33954): I am going to go do it now
Kathy(33954): I really have to go now
Kathy(33954): I am going to get in all kinds of trouble
You: awe...
Kathy(33954): we have been on over 22 minutes
Kathy(33954): I am suposed to stay on for 6
Kathy(33954): haha
You: you have been very helpful
Kathy(33954): We thank you
Kathy(33954): You have a great day!
You: thank you...
Kathy(33954): send me an invite if you want to
Kathy(33954): Youre so welcome!
Kathy(33954): bye now!
You: lol, will do.
You: bye...
Kathy(33954): Cool!
Kathy(33954): bye
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"quick way to earn elementary school degree"

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You: how nice of you
Marie(42609): One moment for while I find those results.
You: what kind of name is "chacha"
You: i had a dog named "ChaCha" once
Marie(42609): Just what it says
You: i dont know what happened to it
Marie(42609): Maybe he works here
You: my dog? LOL
Marie(42609): What grade are you in?
You: Pre K
Marie(42609): And you are wanting an elemnetary degree?
You: ok im kidding, 4th grade
Marie(42609): do you dtill have naps?
You: no, but i take naps anyway
Marie(42609): And cookie breaks?
You: aww i love cookies
Marie(42609): I'm not finding anything on an elementary degree
You: ok then, thank you anyway
Marie(42609): I guess you have jto do it the hard way. Attend classes.
You: ill find a way to get around
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Justin(77806): In regards to canon lenses, what are you searching for?
You: Alright so I am between a rock and a hard place. Should I buy the canon 17-40 f/4 or the tamron 17-50 f/2.8?
Justin(77806): Do you already have technical reviews on each of those lenses?
You: I have read a few but kind of want better results then just some random google searches
Justin(77806): searching
You: like good personal opinions
Justin(77806): Personally, i'm a Nikon guy, but let me see what i can find for you I know a few good sources
You: a Nikon guy huh? you do know Canon is way better right?
Justin(77806): To each their own
Justin(77806): :)
You: So?
You: But name one reason as to why Nikon is suppior?
You: superior*
Justin(77806): I've provided a few results on each of the lenses, I stuck to trustworthy review sources and some places that allow user comments
Justin(77806): Hopefully these help you in your decision, maybe try to rent the lenses from a local camera shop
You: i see you have listed the-digital-picture. you are good
Justin(77806): Thanks
Justin(77806): Are these results sufficient?
You: but i am still not so sure I can trust you since you use Nikon...
You: :)
Justin(77806): lol...have a nice day
You: you too

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