I've decided prostitution is the only way I might get laid, but nobody has hired me yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
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I've decided prostitution is the only way I might get laid, but nobody has hired me yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
I'm in the process of designing, and then having buttons made. they will be a sort of symbol/calling card.
Basically a way to signify that you are available and highly qualified to rock their world, but unfortunately not socially capable of expressing it through normal channels.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3600/...84696ae3_m.jpg
was more of what i had in mind.
how about "Let's ****" or "I promise I don't want to wear your skin"
you would be suprised how unprofessional a button that says Lets **** looks at work.
Are you seriously considering making a button to get laid? The idea is clever but I don't think the type of girl who also thinks that is clever is what you're looking for- or hell maybe it is. Good luck to you sir.
I'll take 2 but mine need to say "Do you take nudes?"
to get laid? not right away, To start a conversation, and to be able to give away while it has my number on it Definitely.
Maybe make a button but then have a matching business card to give away?
or just give away the buttons since i need to order them in minimum quantities of 50
Smacks forehead * doh
Look back, he got denied by more than one chick - the one with the kid he yelled yet or something. Regardless, kept on going. Even he understood the law of averages and had nerves to talk to the opposite sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
What's your excuse?
Take my workload for a day, and you'll get your button(s). It's that simple.Quote:
and while we are off topic, where the **** is that button design mister "those buttons are not nearly as good as they could be" (paraphrasing your internal monologue)
im self aware is my excuse.
Wah? Being self-aware means that you know how to be alive. Now go live.
Chat it up with a fresh new female, don't bring your baggage to the convo, and just talk with the singular intent of getting to know her better.
fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
Yes. Buttons. The bigger the better. Mmmmmm.
It was implicit. That caveman approach only works if you have the swagger to pull it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by WannaBe_80z
"Wah? Being self-aware means that you know how to be alive. Now go live."
wrong, Self aware means that you know you Are alive, not how to be it.
Being self aware means i know when someone laughs at me when im not doing something funny, its because im doing something wrong and they are making fun of me for it. Flashkid was not self aware, which is why while we constantly made fun of him he never understood it. Which is also why he never understood that jenny didnt like him, Why the girl with a baby had zero interest in him, And why even despite all of that he continued to talk to them. He was not aware of how much they despised him and as a result did not have the fear a normal person would have.
Its a gift... And a curse.
Ignorance is bliss.
Are you being serious? You would rather argue a simple semantic issue of self-awareness, meaning that you are well damn aware of your existence as well as the flaws within your being; but you are also a person that is able to live and acquire those things that are considered the pursuit of happiness.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
Simply put, you are, you exist, now go live and acquire that which you desire. My words are not to be misunderstood and muddled together with some wimpy ass excuse to find new ways to ***** and moan, yet not get a damn thing done.
The phrase you're looking for is "self-conscious". And your gift is to find new excuses dude. Totally.Quote:
Being self aware means i know when someone laughs at me when im not doing something funny, its because im doing something wrong and they are making fun of me for it.