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That's right, their patent expired in this country in 1999, but is still valid in the states. I thought it went on until 2006, maybe I'm remembering wrong.Quote:
Originally posted by UKFlash
law only applies in america, and only there for the next year.
There's an example for ya, BlakeR.
i invented sleeping. i'm charging 0.05p for each hour of sleep that everyone gets. BTW, you guys still owe me for all the sleep you had in the past too.
So you must be a couple of million years old then?Quote:
Originally posted by ammaar
i invented sleeping. i'm charging 0.05p for each hour of sleep that everyone gets. BTW, you guys still owe me for all the sleep you had in the past too.
Not really. I travelled back in time and taught the people there to sleep, there was no sleep in the world before so i had to do something about it. that's why i get very little sleep.Quote:
Originally posted by iqevil
So you must be a couple of million years old then?Quote:
Originally posted by ammaar
i invented sleeping. i'm charging 0.05p for each hour of sleep that everyone gets. BTW, you guys still owe me for all the sleep you had in the past too.
if i'm not making any sense, it's coz i'm still sleepy
Well I invented the "Time Machine" so now you owe me!! So I have a 50% share of what you get from your invention
I own it for blue...
FK and Razor - You owe me money for navbars and footer
Oh boy -Where did i get the name razor from, he aint in this thread...i think its clear that i need sleep...
night all
(edited from here)
Oops - Multipage thread...It's all making sense now
I invented stupidity,
proton, thats a lot of money you owe me ;)
Well, It's a good thing I'm one of those computer nerds who only sleeps 2-4 hours a night! But even so, it looks like I owe lots of people here, as ]v[orpheus invented the keyboard I am typeing on, and the RAM inside my computer, and subkamran gets his cut for inventing the semiconductor. RazoRmedia owns the color yellow in my footer. And even when I do sleep, it looks like I owe ammaar for inventing sleep, where as iqevil invented the time machine used to go back and invent sleep long ago, and lesli_felix owns time, so I guess he gets his share of that too... ...he also owns money, so what do we pay up with?
To top it all off, Fruitloops invented the patent!
Luckily, I don't owe swampy
anything (he invented Viagra).
I guess I am going to go stand in a corner, as I don't want to go broke, and I have not heard any one mention inventing standing, or corners, so that might be safe for now...
i invented standing in corners, and are you ever in trouble now.
well i guess i should tell you i own the patent on "default font" so pretty much all of you owe me something ..lemme call my lawyer
Well I used my "Time Machine" to go back and patent "default font" before you did!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by vampstko
well i guess i should tell you i own the patent on "default font" so pretty much all of you owe me something ..lemme call my lawyer
Now get ready for my lawyers.
Yeah, well, I invented "going broke", but I guess it's usless to try to collect on that...
True!Quote:
Originally posted by Knoj
Yeah, well, I invented "going broke", but I guess it's usless to try to collect on that...
Who said I used a time machine? I invented time travelling without time machines too.Quote:
Originally posted by iqevil
Well I invented the "Time Machine" so now you owe me!! So I have a 50% share of what you get from your invention
How is that possible?Quote:
Originally posted by ammaar
Who said I used a time machine? I invented time travelling without time machines too.Quote:
Originally posted by iqevil
Well I invented the "Time Machine" so now you owe me!! So I have a 50% share of what you get from your invention
Well... I invented the colour red!
So anything that can be given an RGB value adds another £36.50 to my bank account... Also the patent information must be printed on paper of some kind of colour...
Wavy
I invented obnoxiousness, going to the toilet and waiting at traffic lights...
i patented the 5 senses. or was it 6?
Quite simple really. But if I told you I'd have to kill you. Sorry.Quote:
Originally posted by iqevil
How is that possible?Quote:
Originally posted by ammaar
Who said I used a time machine? I invented time travelling without time machines too.Quote:
Originally posted by iqevil
Well I invented the "Time Machine" so now you owe me!! So I have a 50% share of what you get from your invention
Well I patented inventing. So all you people who own patents (including the patent on patents) owe me money!
Hah!
this thread is getting confusing in terms of who owes who. and then to top it all someone claims they invented money so how in the world do we even pay! i think i'll find a more sane forum.
wich account ?
greetz
david