Would anyone like a dose of Kangajew anyone? Finally this link is relevant.
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
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Would anyone like a dose of Kangajew anyone? Finally this link is relevant.
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
he sent it when he ascended to heaven!! (a couple of days after he rose from the grave!!)Quote:
Well when is he gonna send it? I'm not getting any younger over here!
...why isn't this yet closed?
He sent it 2000 years ago?
I never recieved it.
Is there a tracking number so I can look it up or something?
actually I have read the Bible, all of it. No mention of Katrina, and only you "chosen few" seem to extrapolate that out of Revelations.
Explain evolution.....do you believe in the "Gap Theory"?
Past life regression, it is proven by science. Yes, that alone proves that reincarnation is real. All you have is a book that Man (read Catholic Hierarchy) has used to control people with.
Oh, and what WAS written about reincarnation in the Bible was remove in 300A.D or so by the Catholics so the sheep wouldn't think they had another chance at a better life next time.
You have kids? Tell me if god was sooooooo loving, why does he only give us one time around. I have forgiven my children many, many times. I seriously think you need to look around you and see how things REALLY are.
If u ask Jesus in to your heart then u will receive it!!Quote:
He sent it 2000 years ago?
I never recieved it.
Is there a tracking number I can look it up or something?
Because it's too damn hilarious :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Designs
that's how god is!! but he says "For the wages of sin is DEATH BUT the gift of god is eternal life though Christ Jesus..." so we sin sooooo many time and all and we should go to hell but God is sooooo gracious to us and its through his grace we are saved!!Quote:
You have kids? Tell me if god was sooooooo loving, why does he only give us one time around. I have forgiven my children many, many times. I seriously think you need to look around you and see how things REALLY are.
and no i dont have kids i am 13
So the Bible is setup up into volumes? Like Harry Potter?Quote:
Originally Posted by j.manfogle
@ "I am 13" lol, this explains it all. I guess the Harry Potter analogy was a wise example after all. :D
"God'z Warrior" eh? Like the Kights of Templar?
As a Catholic taught by liberal Jesuits, I have to say that I find going around spouting the usual Christian rhetoric is just irksome to most people, hence the bad rep. most Christians have with people who are a little more easy going. Hence a lot of the harsh reactions you're probably going to get.
There seems to be more focus on evangelizing, stone casting, and most disturbing of all politics than just living by the example Jesus set.
Here's a tip: put down the Bible a little more often and go interact with people without quoting it.
kindaQuote:
So the Bible is setup up into volumes? Like Harry Potter?
Ok. I have to ask. Why did you post this thread?
wow PAC, no Noodly Appendage banter.....now I'm depressed
I'm too disgusted that you guys haven't brought it up yet on your own.
You're all not worthy of His Noodly Appendage.
Yarr.
i interact with ppl without quoting the Bible but i regret those times!! when i had the chance to share gods gift with ppl but i didn't!!Quote:
Here's a tip: put down the Bible a little more often and go interact with people without quoting it.
If I were you, I'd regift it...
idk i guess i was bored and wanted to know if there where and bible believing christian here on FKQuote:
Ok. I have to ask. Why did you post this thread?
God made you human. He made you intelligent, feeling, compassionate, humorous and with a depth beyond the need for food and reproduction unlike other animals. Act like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by j.manfogle
Many times living by the Bible doesn't mean quoting it, it means acting in the same way. Being compassionate to someone who needs it, listening, talking, helping out.
We'd be his most boring creation if all we did was talk about the same book over and over and over.
"As a scienctist, I think that ID is a form of pseudoscience--nothing more, nothing less. Pseudosciences lack the well-designed and carefully-interpreted experiments which characterize the true sciences. ID is popular because it provides the general public with an easily understood "answer" to nature's complexity. Why is it human nature to try to fill the gaps in science with some form of a deity? Nobel laureate Richard Feynman, in his response the Challenger disaster, wrote, "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." It is too bad that many in the USA have fallen into the ID trap, and are making emotional rather than logical decisions.Quote:
Originally Posted by PAlexC
That being said, and the more I consider ID and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory, the FSM theory has a lot going for it. First, it should satisfy even the most ardent ID detractors. Secondly, since everyone needs to eat and to believe in something, the FSM theory fulfills these desires. Finally, FSM neatly ties together the many ideas about the creation of the universe. I plan on exposing my students to the FSM theory over a pasta dinner. "
--Elizabeth Cowles, PhD
we will be very soon. :thumbsup:
There are. Just... this being a Flash resource site and all... religion is usually the first thing to go out of the window when you're cursing the modern piece of soul-stealing equipment and software that's causing you to lose your religion on a daily occurrence; it just sorta drains your ability to remember that there is a Jesus, God, Allah, Domo-kun, or the almighty noodly appendage... and others, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by j.manfogle
This is about to spiral downward into a flame war. Religion threads tend to do that here.
I'll look into closing this if it gets out of hand. Start another, and it'll be closed too.
you forgot Buddha and The Mother Earth ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
jesus crist said to me in a dream that god was a fallacy and that i should believe in the true power, 4 days later i told someone about it and they laughed, that night they died a horrible death in a car accident.
i now worship:
"flashmonster!"
http://board.flashkit.com/board/
consider it out of hand
how would it get out of hand??Quote:
I'll look into closing this if it gets out of hand. Start another, and it'll be closed too.
you need to make some audio for that.
bah, screw the wicca and buddhist... they'll inherit nothing. I'll steal it from them.
How will it get out of hand?
Sit back... watch. Entropy is inevitable.
Always when there is religion, domo-kun, sex, silverx flirting online habits, terragen, and politics are involved... it'll get out of hand.
I got even money on one more page.
ok ppls pls dont post unless u want to ask a Q!!
(not ment a mean way)
thanks!!
Thanks Gerbick, it all makes sense now. Of course God could create the earth in 7 days. He used Terragen!
>POOF!< * turns gerbick into a gerbil *
GOT ELECTRICAL TAPE??
:p
Leave Richard Gere out of this.
ARMAGGEDON!
You opened up Pandora's box here kiddo. You shouldn't have posted a thread like this with mixed races, religions, and smart asses if you didn't want non-christian's posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by j.manfogle
I have a question. If there is a God (and I'm sure a lot of members on FK were about to ask the same question), why did he let this happen:
http://folk.uio.no/leifsa/Albums/Alb...hasselhoff.jpg
pls dont post stuff like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is called stupidity of man!!
but I do believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by j.manfogle
I believe the sun will come up tomorrow morning.
I am thus, a believer. Does that make me christian?
Sun worshipper!
I think that falls under "guilt by association."
http://www.probe.org/content/category/10/48/64/
Go to that Visionary!!
questions i have for jesus and his homeboy god.
1.)Why does God allow retards to be born? surely he has the cure to retardisim
2.)aid whats the deal with aids, why is it still here if god and the bible has all the answers?
3.)Why did god allow New Orleans and all those people die?
4.)pokemon, why on earth would you allow people ot make a game about enslaving animals and making them fight to the death?
5.)dog fighting, if you can have pokemon why not dog fighting.
6.)homos. why do you have such a problem with them? they can be cool people.
7.)WHY COULDNT YOU LET THE CELTICS WIN ASS!
8.)whats the deal with the devil he hasnt been returning my calls did you kill him?
9.)when i lose a sock in the dryer where does it go?
10.)Why would you let them get rid of supersized meal?
11.)2 word "premature Ejaculation"?
12.)Why havnt we met anyone else in the universe?
13.)Are the other planets failed experiments?
14.)how many licks Does it take to get to the center of a tooties pop?
15.)flashkid?
iv got more should i go on?
not sure on that one but New Orleans was a sinful city (no offence) but voo doo was really big there and idk but that might be the reson i'm not positive i'll ask some ppl i know and see what the say and i might get back to u!! on that Q!!Quote:
3.)Why did god allow New Orleans and all those people die?