Can you dry it and inflate it like a pig's bladder, and use it as a beach ball?
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Can you dry it and inflate it like a pig's bladder, and use it as a beach ball?
attach some pipes to it and use it as a bagpipe even.
I don't know about a beachball or a bagpipe. There's some pretty nasty stuff inside. (again, linked out of consideration for the queasy.)
Maybe if you wanted to make a Meatwad costume for your kid that Halloween...
So all that stuff inside is packaging? Like foam peanuts for your kid?
Or meatloaf, like TV dinner on the way out?
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Originally Posted by admedia
isn't it funny the things we decide to post on now and then. i mean i've been a lurker since 2000, then all of the sudden this placenta picture i have in iphot is PERFECT for a thread. :)
No, that's what the fluid is for... The placenta is like the epicenter or something. It's responsible for nourising the child and supplying oxygen, I think.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...size/17010.jpg
Actually using placenta for hair treatment is not so new, back in early 1990's I remember my ex who was a hairdresser mentioning it...
sick then... still sick now :crazy:
There you go again with the 'shrooms.....Quote:
Originally Posted by nordberg
i really tried ignoring this thread. but it's like a car wreck, i just have to keep watching and clicking the links ...god i'm grossed out. I'm never having kids.
hehehehe... oh man, I'm laughing so much at this thread :D hehehehe... maybe its the beer...
Anyway Veggies can eat placentas as nothing died in their creation, nothing was harmed, its the perfect meat for them :)
So did you take that picture at the hospital, or did you ask your wife's OBGYN for a doggie bag?Quote:
Originally Posted by rookie
Out of curiosity, why did you purchase this shampoo?
So he could start a thread about it... nah, his missus bought it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Designs
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Originally Posted by admedia
took it at hospital (after taking newborn baby's picture)
Or, even worse...Quote:
Originally Posted by Markp.com
you know. this thread gets my vote for "nastiest thread ever"... and that's after we had a "Markp.com Arse" thread.
that's saying a lot.
She said it was on sale, wasn't paying attention and thought it was some brand name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Designs
...or maybe she's just trying to mess with my head.
So it any good?
does it provide that nice plecenta smell and lift?
I wouldn't buy it again... despite the rich, meaty taste.
*Vomits* at the thought of accidentally getting some of that in your mouth when you're washing your hair.
hell. I've found more reasons in this thread to stop eating than when you guys post your photos of your "girlfriends"... ew, ew, ew.
just ew.
Thanks ctranter.Quote:
Originally Posted by ctranter
Quite a read there.
I had no idea there was such an industrial history of placental products.
Makes you wonder what's next... wait for it...
Gerbick, close your eyes.
http://www.agoodhost.com/flashkit/pl...toothpaste.jpg
LMAO! Excellent work!
oh, i'm officially not visiting this thread anymore.
Edit: but thanks for not making it political, Loyal Rogue ;)
this thread is a car crash. I can't stop watching though.
The word has such a nice ring to it, though... placenta. It sounds Italian. Maybe like something that would accompany spaghetti or ravioli or something. Maybe a calzone...
Hmmm, I've been looking for a new show to pitch to the Food Network...Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
OH, F*** NO! link
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Originally Posted by Genesis F5
Oh, damn, that's just horrible...horrible, i'm sick...i don't know if i can finish my last couple beers...ugh! no that's just horrible. No no no no no no no no no!!!!
*rocking in a corner* I was just joking about the italian food... just joking !!! ... *trails off crying*
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Originally Posted by someF***up woman
That one seriously made me want to throw up... big time. The "harmless meat?" It freaking grew inside of you. That's like eating your own feces.
omg, that's got to be a man's worst nightmare...
" Honey, I'm home... Mmmm, something smells delicious... Hey, wait a minute! These aren't meatballs! "
Oh man, you're right on the same track as me...if i ever found out about that, i'd hire Johnny Cochrin (is he dead?) for a pre-nupQuote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
Edit: yeah, he's dead...either way i'd hire him
Sounds like something that should be served with some fava beans and a nice chianti...Quote:
Originally Posted by some seriously F***up woman
If I had to cut the umbilical cord, I'd be right there with trashcan in the other hand to dump the placenta in, then I'd personally deliver it to their biohazardous waste disposal system.
Or I'd flush it down the toilet... Just to be sure.
I wonder how many parents have children, just so they can eat the placenta.
Hahaha! Dude, that's just plan sick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
Or how many bachelors study to be gynecologist, just so they can bring home that free microwave meal.
Animals eat their placentas afterwards to replace nutrients or get-rid of potential predator atrracting smells. Fair enough.... why would people want to do that? We have FOOD.