When I was a kid, the company my dad worked for gave one of those company picnics. They had a small juvinile elephant there that you could go up to and pet, and it did some simple tricks. I remember it was being put through it's paces and let go with a dump when it was standing on it's back legs. Everyone, especially the grownups, were ignoring that part. Me, I went into hysterical laughter, and everyone got even more uptight. I mean, it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, and that pile could have overflowed a wheelbarrow. I grew up on a farm, so large amounts of **** were nothing new to me, and the looks on some of those grownups faces was simply priceless. Definately worth a laugh.
Ever since then, I've been sort of anal about elephants. :D
