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09-05-2006, 09:21 PM
Chris_Seahorn

I'm a professional web designer...

but you'll have to get someone else to create the spiders...I'm afraid of those :rolleyes:
09-06-2006, 03:00 AM
koolbabs2000

I'm a professional web designer...

I can still play with lots of Color...
09-06-2006, 04:20 AM
swampy

I'm a professional web designer... who always uses first-person plural on my businesses site despite the fact that I am a lone spotty 12 year old working out of my mummys basement
09-06-2006, 04:31 AM
loydall

Quote:

Originally Posted by swampy

I'm a professional web designer... who always uses first-person plural on my businesses site despite the fact that I am a lone spotty 12 year old working out of my mummys basement

Oh man - was just about to post the same thing...

"We at SomethingOrOtherMedia believe passionately that good web design doesn't need to be expensive. We are a small team of professionals with a number (0.5 is a number right?) of years experience..", "Yeah, I'll be down for dinner a minute mum, I'm busy"....
09-06-2006, 04:50 AM
koolbabs2000

Quote:

"We at SomethingOrOtherMedia believe passionately that good web design doesn't need to be expensive. We are a small team of professionals with a number (0.5 is a number right?) of years experience..",

- Yes - working for a small company is OK. But the money part sucks !
09-06-2006, 04:51 AM
j_hunter182

I'm a professional web designer...

I'm always on Flashkit because I'm using its helpful tutorials and source files, boss...
09-06-2006, 08:35 AM
kevin_smithers

I'm a professional web designer...

I'm always on Flashkit because I got no work :)

"Hay Mum, they made me a moderator for my dedication to the forum"
09-06-2006, 09:43 AM
MechaPiano

I'm a professional web designer, I have my own website in my portfolio.
09-06-2006, 11:02 AM
Loyal Rogue

Quote:

Originally Posted by MechaPiano

I'm a professional web designer, I have my own website in my portfolio.

AND my clan's website!
09-06-2006, 11:10 AM
silverx2

I am a professional web designer, and i found your aim on flashkit.. i was wondering if you wanted to make some money and help me with a very important project.. you are the guy from 2advanced right? how is your pickle factory doing.
09-06-2006, 11:21 AM
Loyal Rogue

I'm a professional web designer...

... but we don't use Flash anymore since Microsoft broke it.
09-06-2006, 02:22 PM
admedia

I'm a professional web designer. All of my clients share my last name.
09-06-2006, 02:59 PM
Frets

I'm a professonal web designer...

I see a lot of links with http://
Why is that?
09-06-2006, 03:05 PM
whispers

Im a professional web designer...

I need help doing [insert long, detailed project here]... no time to search.. please help...and post/provide code for a working solution.
09-06-2006, 03:19 PM
donaldparkerii

Quote:

Originally Posted by whispers

Im a professional web designer...

I need help doing [insert long, detailed project here]... no time to search.. please help...and post/provide code for a working solution.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
09-06-2006, 04:20 PM
tidenburg

Quote:

I am 14 years old.

What are you trying to say :yikes:

:D
09-06-2006, 09:15 PM
random25

Quote:

Originally Posted by tidenburg

What are you trying to say :yikes:

:D

I think he means you need to hush while the grown ups are talking.

Just kidding...
Unless you are 14, then in that case...
HAHA...
09-06-2006, 09:25 PM
gerbick

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevin_smithers

I'm a professional web designer...

I'm always on Flashkit because I got no work :)

"Hay Mum, they made me a moderator for my dedication to the forum"

ouch. that punctured my soul.
09-06-2006, 09:28 PM
Chris_Seahorn

Quote:

Originally Posted by whispers

Im a professional web designer...

I need help doing [insert long, detailed project here]... no time to search.. please help...and post/provide code for a working solution.

Roger that...lol. Man has that thought exactly gotten me into some rows online :thumbsup: Okay...back on topic....

I'm a professional webdesigner........

I guarantee I can decompile....I mean...create whatever you need.
09-06-2006, 09:43 PM
PCRIDE

I am a professional web designer

..HOME - ABOUT ME - PORTFOLIO - CONTACT

oh

Privacy Policy
09-07-2006, 01:47 PM
mave_the_rave

I am a professional web designer

I would put a link to one of my sites, but due to all the flash content, it takes 25 minutes to download using broadband, and if you are using a modem the info. will be history.
09-07-2006, 06:18 PM
mark_my_words

I am a professional web designer

heres my latest websites:

http://www.zenvirus.com/
http://www.modestapparelchristianclo...tomsewing.com/

and this one is my best one:
http://www.geocities.com/citywrestlingfederation/

i charge $129 (USD) per Page*

* Restrictions apply. Contact me on AIM: DungeonsAndDragons4ever for more information.
09-07-2006, 06:46 PM
Frets

egad those are real links.
09-07-2006, 07:07 PM
mark_my_words

forgot to include my better websites: :D

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

i also assisted in the completion of this website:

http://www.clowns-international.co.uk/
09-07-2006, 07:17 PM
asheep_uk

Quote:

Originally Posted by mark_my_words

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

That won two Webbys?!?!
09-08-2006, 02:38 AM
swampy

Quote:

The Webby Awards official definition of the weird category reads, in part:

Sites so forward thinking they seem strange when viewed without the future in mind. This category includes sites that reflect a fresh perspective in thought and action strong enough to start a revolution, change in behavior pattern, or advance old thinking lodged in bad habits.
09-15-2006, 12:01 PM
phaty

I am a professional web designer

is that regular fries or super size.....
09-15-2006, 12:11 PM
whispers

Quote:

Originally Posted by phaty

I am a professional web designer

is that regular fries or super size.....

hahahaha....perfect.

That right up there with..

I host all my sites on 'brinkster'.... LOL
09-15-2006, 12:54 PM
kevin_smithers

I got inspired by phaty's post!

I am a professional web designer.....

Is that your Regular Expression or do you only look like that when I talk to you!
09-15-2006, 01:03 PM
phaty

both
09-15-2006, 01:34 PM
MagnusVS

I'm a professional web designer because

Quote:

We provide groundbreaking solutions. Our marketing solutions are newer than anyone else's, and they sound better because we give them cool titles like "Global Awareness Paradigms," and "Market Consciousness Philosophies," and "Creative Product Re-development Support."

http://www.huhcorp.com/
Really great!:)
09-18-2006, 09:59 AM
phaty

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Our name will confuse you, but, you have to admit, the logo design is pretty cool. And we're good at turning regular words into "e-words," such as "e-consulting," "e-business" or "e-sexual harassment."

hahahahahahahahahahahah this is rubbish hahahahahahah
09-18-2006, 10:04 AM
Genesis F5

At least we weren't responsible for these:

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company: http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church web site is: http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site:
http://www.speedofart.com
09-18-2006, 10:14 AM
phaty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genesis F5

At least we weren't responsible for these:

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company: http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church web site is: http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site:
http://www.speedofart.com

yeah sorry about those i am dyslexic after all....:D
09-18-2006, 11:02 AM
whispers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genesis F5

At least we weren't responsible for these:

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their web site is: http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at: http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at: http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at: http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company: http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church web site is: http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky web site:
http://www.speedofart.com

hahahah too good. :thumbsup:
09-18-2006, 03:41 PM
Frets

Old
09-19-2006, 06:32 AM
phaty

handbags at five paces....
09-19-2006, 06:32 AM
hurricaneone

I am a web designer...

I have a laptop - and I'm willing to use it.
93Mb animated GIFs-R-Us.
Take my word for it, you don't want to do business with people who don't have broadband.
Negative space is the new positive space.
Tell me what you want and I'll tell you you can't have it.
09-19-2006, 02:40 PM
Frets

I am a professional web designer.

How do change that " My Title Goes Here"

To something cool like ..:Really SUpEr kEwL:. up at the top there?

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