EVP's kathie post reminds me of my Yahoo chat days :D
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EVP's kathie post reminds me of my Yahoo chat days :D
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Luis(83568)
Luis(83568): Welcome to ChaCha!
Luis(83568): Hey there!
Luis(83568): How are you?
You: welcome to me?
Luis(83568): yes
You: thanks
You: are you a robot?
Luis(83568): No
Luis(83568): How can I help you today?
Luis(83568): some messages are automated though
You: but how do i know you are a real person?
Luis(83568): you can see my number and employee number
You: oh
Luis(83568): name*
You: indeed
Luis(83568): what can i help you find today?
You: i need more pockets
Luis(83568): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: with zippers
You: *pockets with zippers
Luis(83568): do you need information on pockets with zippers
You: indeed
Luis(83568): ok I'll be more than glad to search that for you
Luis(83568): one moment please
You: thanks
Luis(83568): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: fandastic!
You: *tastic
Luis(83568): I'm sorry but my application couldn't pull up any results, is it okay if I transfer you?
You: to who?
Luis(83568): to another guide who can help you
You: ok
Luis(83568): I'm really sorry
Luis(83568): have a great night ;)
You: no prob
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lauren(81628)
Lauren(81628): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lauren(81628): hello!
Lauren(81628): What can i help you with today?
You: hi there
You: i need more pockets please
Lauren(81628): pockets where?
Lauren(81628): Please be more specific
You: i need pockets with zippers please.
Lauren(81628): on your clothing?
You: yes i am
Lauren(81628): do you want information on sewing or would you like me to look up information on clothing with many pockets
You: i just need the pockets with zippers. i already have clothes.
Lauren(81628): I am not understanding. I will transfer you though. Thanks for using cha cha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Elizabeth(83632)
Elizabeth(83632): Welcome to ChaCha!
Elizabeth(83632): Hi there
Elizabeth(83632): How are you?
You: i am good
You: you?
You: that last lady was kinda rude
Elizabeth(83632): Im great thanks .... What can I do for you?
Elizabeth(83632): Im so sorry about that
You: i need more pockets
Elizabeth(83632): Cha cha isnt a rude comany and we dont allow them to be ... I will see what I can do
Elizabeth(83632): Jeans?
You: no just pockets, with zippe rs
You: *zippers
Elizabeth(83632): To attche to clothing
You: yea, i guess you could use them for that.
Elizabeth(83632): Ok just one moment while I get that information for you.
You: thanks
Elizabeth(83632): There is one result
Elizabeth(83632): I am getting you more
You: ok
Elizabeth(83632): Take your time and look at that one...
You: i don't see anything
You: just the chacha search page ant this chat box
Elizabeth(83632): That is a site with differant types of sippers to attach and pockets...... It should be to the right of your screen
Elizabeth(83632): scroll down on the page
Elizabeth(83632): That should do it
You: nope just the chacha page there, no scroll either
You: there it is now
Elizabeth(83632): Ok good
Elizabeth(83632): Let me know
Elizabeth(83632): you should have two now
You: yea they are there now
Elizabeth(83632): Are these any help?
You: one sells just zippers, and the other is some sort of do it your self page.
Elizabeth(83632): I see... You want them already made?
You: yea, i don't want to buy pockets, then zippers, then have to sew them together.
Elizabeth(83632): Right I understand
Elizabeth(83632): one more moment please
You: k
Elizabeth(83632): Alright .... Those are the only results I can find to match what you want.... If it is not what you are looking for I can transfer you
Elizabeth(83632): to another guide
You: thats ok, thanks anyway
Elizabeth(83632): I hope you have had a good time using cha cha
You: thanks
Elizabeth(83632): Have a wonderful Night
You: you too
Elizabeth(83632): No thank you
Elizabeth(83632): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
How in the hell did you come up with that question?
You know there gonna google and find this thread right?
April(81008): So do you need help getting rid of the virus?
You: yes
You: it s frustrating
April(81008): Hmmm.... clearing you cache or cookies and history don't help?
You: it downloads porn day and night
You: how do i clear cache?
April(81008): I'm so sorry to hear that!
You: i turned the computer off and cleaned it, but that didnt fix it
April(81008): Trying holding hold Control and F5
You: right now?
You: I can't find a control button
April(81008): Also, might wait but let me look for sites real quick that might help too before you follow my advice.
You: thank you my friend
April(81008): You may have spyware doing the whole porn thing let me find you a site to help with that too.
You: oh you're so very nice to me
You: how much do i have to pay for your help?
April(81008): You don't have to pay me Cha Cha does.
You: who's cha cha?
April(81008): The search engine I work for.
April(81008): Will those sites help?
You: oh yes very much very much
You: i hope Sharindra and Uhtumixtlan fill you with richness and happiness inside your soul
April(81008): LOL Thank you and have a good evening.
Not sure, i was trying to think of something that seemed like a real search, and "pockets" just popped in to my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
My first search was for the nearest stargate, that search ended quickly.
They will probably find this page in their servers logs first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frets
i think they may be getting smarter:
"I'm looking for my mom"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(22042)
Lisa(22042): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lisa(22042): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
:D
i tried 10 times, all guides just ended the session. Only one guide was kind and helped me (some lines were deleted to make it faster to read):
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Linda(73900)
Linda(73900): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi linda
Linda(73900): hello
You: i don't know what's wrong with guides today, everybody closes the session
You: i hope you can help me
You: my dog had 8 puppies, but my girlfriend doesnt want them, so we want to make hot dogs
You: but i find no info about how to make the dogs into sausages
Linda(73900): let me see what i can find
You: thank you
You: at least a decent guide
Linda(73900): well thank you just want to help you
----link to durga puja recepies (i think it's some traditional indian food)----
You: durga puja is dog in indian?
You: i just want to make hot dogs with my puppies
You: that's all, no fancy recepies
Linda(73900): you are kidding right?
You: no, im dead serious
You: i have 8 puppies, and no shelter around, so it's either cook them, or throw them in the woods
Linda(73900): why would you want to cook your puppies
You: i think that's better than just leave them in the woods, they would die out there
You: i'd give them to a shelter, but there's none here in montana where i live
Linda(73900): i bet you could find someone to take them
You: i tried
You: but we all here have dogs already
Linda(73900): aww so sorry to hear that
You: well, at least by cooking them i could give them a decent death right?
You: all the other guides thought it was cruel
You: but i can't think of a better destiny for the puppies
Linda(73900): im not finding anything
You: i wonder if you can make bbq wings out of them
You: i guess ill have to experiment
Linda(73900): well i cant find anything
----link to hot dog recipes -----
You: that site might help, but what i need is a process to turn the puppies into sausages
You: no problem linda,
You: if you want, as a gesture of appreciation i could send you a puppy
Linda(73900): ok have a good night oh i have 2 dogs thank you
Linda(73900): good night
Linda(73900): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Nice one!
hah. think of how much fun this thing could be if you could get on the inside and guide people to obtuse links.
lol... nice post!
Live a little frets. This is in the name of fun only. I bet they get much stranger requests... all we're doing is prepairing them for the whacky world out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frets
Argo, every one of your chats had me in stitches!
Best ones so far: "my keys"
"puppies"
"hospital"
"you type hot"
where are the links she posted EVP?
I just found this on CNN: link
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: lisa(65127)
lisa(65127): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
lisa(65127): Hi, How are you?
You: im good thanks, and you?
lisa(65127): I'm good
You: Good Good
You: I'm thinking about becoming a hitman, and was wondering if you could find some sites that have information...courses....contacts....that sort of thing
lisa(65127): Sure just a moment
lisa(65127): Are these results sufficient?
You: Not reeeeally. They're all on the video game 'Hitman', not on actually becoming a hitman...for real
lisa(65127): Sorry..I thought you meant become hitman in the game. I cant help you with a rel hitman serach.
You: ...but why?
lisa(65127): Its illegal
You: ....erally?
You: really*
lisa(65127): Yes
lisa(65127): I would have to report you to the police.
You: ...even in france?
lisa(65127): Yes, escpecially in France
You: ...oh...ok...well, i wish i would've know that a week ago
You: Might have to lay low for a while now
lisa(65127): Thanks and it was a pleasure to help you today.
lisa(65127): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
I just got a member to invite me, I'm thinking about doing it, you can make your own hours so I figure why not make some cash in my free time... I feel like 90% of the time I'll just be dealing with pranks and it will be humorous anyways.
How did you get them to invite you?
I searched "can you invite me to chacha?" ;-)
(you need an invite from a current employee of "master level" to get hired)
Hey if you do get in send me an invite, i would like to try it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaseNYC
He'd have to build up to "master" status. I'm sure that takes a good while.
One of them told me that you earn 50 cents per question, if you keep the guy 6 minutes there. If it's more time or less time, the rate is lower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
He also mentioned you have to be 18 or more, and a US citizen.
I don't know if this is right, or he was just talking bs.
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there seems to be a guide pranking searchers instead. Check out the blog
are these results sufficient. blogspot .com
Search term: Jesus
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Terry(54033)
Terry(54033): Welcome to ChaCha!
Terry(54033): Hello! I will be your guide today.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: diana(76993)
diana(76993): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
diana(76993): hELLO
diana(76993): hI
You: how are you today?
diana(76993): Find, And yourself
diana(76993): What can i find for you today?
You: im good thanks
You: so, im looking for jesus
You: Do you know where i can find him?
diana(76993): What can i find for you on jesus?
You: His current location?
diana(76993): This is a internet not a intervention.
diana(76993): Last time do you need a search or not?
You: lol sure
diana(76993): What do you need?
You: So no number, address...any way that i can contact him?
diana(76993): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: ..having trouble contacting jesus?
diana(76993): Are you
diana(76993): All you need to do is PRAY
diana(76993): That's his number Prayer
You: yeah, tried doing that, but he doesnt seem to be getting my messages
diana(76993): Jesus does'nt hear a sinners prayers unless you are repenting for your sins
You: ...does that mean im a sinner then?
diana(76993): I guess
You: ...thats a bit hars, you barely know me!
You: harsh*
You: does having piercings and tattoos make you a sinner
diana(76993): I was just telling you what's in the bible
You: ...are piercings and tattoos in the bible?
diana(76993): NO it does'nt
diana(76993): It's the things you do
You: *phew* thank goodness for that!
diana(76993): I really don't know
diana(76993): Not for sure
You: ..can you find a site that does?
diana(76993): Hold one moment ill see what i can find
You: so.....you a big talker with the guy upstairs?
diana(76993): I've been there a time or two i have all the respect in the world for him.
You: did he come through for you?
diana(76993): Yes many of times.
You: Then your very lucky
You: you're*
diana(76993): I know
diana(76993): All you have to do reallly is belieave
diana(76993): In him
You: i do!
You: But he didnt come through for me last summer
diana(76993): That's great
diana(76993): Why what happend
You: I lost both my buttocks in a yachting ac cident
diana(76993): Jesus has resons for everything he does.
You: ...id love to hear his reasons for taking my ass#
diana(76993): Oh sorry for that
You: yeah, abit harsh
diana(76993): I found you something from the bible on piercing
You: excellent!
You: also, could you have a look for synthetic asses for me?
diana(76993): I have to go now
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(12787)
Jennifer(12787): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(12787): Hi, how can i help you with Jesus?
from the chacha guide who is pranking searchers, I thought this was hysterical:
Code:Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Guide: Go for it, any question you want.
Info Seeker: hey
Info Seeker: do people mess around with guides a lot?
-Opportunity knocks!
Guide: I don't know. Want to help me find out?
Info Seeker: how can i help with that?
Guide: I've been planning a sting operation.
Info Seeker: how would this go about
Guide: You can't tell anyone this, but I'm actually the CFO of ChaCha.
Info Seeker: what is that?
Guide: I hear pranks are becoming a series issue.
Guide: And I need to see for myself.
Info Seeker: oh, i understand
Guide: Are you willing to help?
Info Seeker: absolutely
Guide: Great.
-Let the fun commence.
Guide: Okay, this is a complex operation, but I think you're capable.
Info Seeker: Thanks
Guide provides link ChaCha
Guide: Here's the ChaCha main site.
Guide: I need you to open it in another window.
Info Seeker: ok
Info Seeker: im there
Guide: I need you to query the guide for "one divided by zero."
Info Seeker: is it ok if i use digits?
Guide: No.
Info Seeker: ok
Guide: This should gain you entry to the secret robot guide.
Guide: It will appear to be a human, but it's not.
Info Seeker: it is searching
Guide: What is the name of the "guide" you were connected to?
Info Seeker: before i continue, could this get me in any sort of trouble with the law
Guide: No, of course not.
Info Seeker: His name is XXXXX
Guide: Perfect.
Guide: I want you to give him the instruction: "nerf paged 0 thru 4 endline"
Guide: Exactly as I typed it there.
Guide: This should issue me the proper reports.
Info Seeker: i copied and pasted
Guide: Tell me how he responds. He will respond in code.
Info Seeker: it transferred me.
Guide: Perfect.
Guide: Repeat the same message to the new robot.
Guide: You're doing great.
Info Seeker: thanks
Guide: I really appreciate this.
Guide: Repost it again.
Info Seeker: don't worry
Info Seeker: ok
Guide: You may have to say it numerous times for "XXXXX" to recognize you.
Info Seeker: ok
Guide: Tell me what "her" reaction is.
Info Seeker: "I don't understand what it is you need help with."
Guide: Okay good.
Guide: You've reached the main sub-menu.
Guide: Tell her, just like this:
Guide: "Robot, I would like Issue Report 15B."
Info Seeker: without quotes, right?
Guide: Yes.
Info Seeker: done
Guide: How did "she" respond?
Info Seeker: "If there isn't anything that you need help with I will be forced to end the session or transfer you to someone else."
Guide: Perfect!
Guide: Now just say "Give me the requested results number 124!"
Guide: Sometimes their internal personality chips act up.
Guide: This should be the last command, then I'll have my reports.
Info Seeker: it ended the session, im sorry
Info Seeker: "Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended."
Guide: Well done.
Guide: I have the reports right here.
Guide: Thank you very much!
Info Seeker: no problem
Info Seeker: gnight!
Guide: Wait.
Info Seeker: yes?
Guide: Here's the part where I hope you have a good sense of humor...
Info Seeker: ok what
Guide: This was all a joke... I hope you don't mind. I get very bored.
Info Seeker: rofl
Info Seeker: im seriously laughing dude
I'm cruel, but not that cruel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Natsia
Is anyone aware that you can look up guides and see their recent searches on chacha.com...? I guess I am that cruel after all... :devil:
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Master Searcher... LMMFAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kimberly(56105)
Kimberly(56105): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kimberly(56105): hello
Kimberly(56105): what on beta max would you like to know?
You: I actually meant skinamax, sorry
You: they told me the wrong thing
Kimberly(56105): we aren't allowed to send sites like that.
You: wait, why?
You: what is it
Kimberly(56105): for the nudity
You: oh no no no
Kimberly(56105): you will have to search for it without a guide. I am sorry.
You: its ok, Im fine with it
You: I mean unless you mind.
Kimberly(56105): Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.
My "conversation":
Quote:
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cassie(70789)
Cassie(70789): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello... Could you help me find a picture? :)
Cassie(70789): um, sure what kind of picture
You: I need a picture of a big man wearing women clothes...
You: a german, if possible
Cassie(70789): I can see what I can do
You: thanks
You: if he has a big beard, that would be nice!
Cassie(70789): ok
You: thanks:)
Cassie(70789): hold on still searching
You: ok
Cassie(70789): that site was the closest i could get to big men in womans clothing
You: ok
Cassie(70789): sorry, wish I could help you more
You: hey, i can see the testicles of a man there...
Cassie(70789): have a great day
You: so you provide gay porn too?
Cassie(70789): hhhhhh,mmmmmmmm
You: yuk
Cassie(70789): no, I don't, that was probably just on the site
You: ok
You: thanks anyway
Cassie(70789): again sorry i couldn't help you with your search
Cassie(70789): have a great day
You: you too
Cassie(70789): thanks
Cassie(70789): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.