You're going to ask me to impale myself? I'm pretty sure I would be murdered if my gf knew that I was talking about these things on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
So lets keep it on the dl.
Printable View
You're going to ask me to impale myself? I'm pretty sure I would be murdered if my gf knew that I was talking about these things on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
So lets keep it on the dl.
i figured your girlfriend would want to praise someone that is so godlike in bed.
that's it I am calling in the master
http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/1...etish_game.jpg
Haha. Sue gives speeches at our school every year.
Silver, I never said I was godlike. I'm just trying to help you out man. Rest assured though, she does in fact let me know that it is enjoyable. I do thank you for your concern.
oh im not concerned.
Alright, great. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
I'm concerned.
wait...what am I concerned about?
Gen you should change the title to make it rated m for mature.
Haha. Mature or 18+?
Either way, kids are having sex at like 12 nowadays, I'm sure they've been exposed to this a million times before. That said, due to forum rules, I think Silver is right.
40% of australians have sex by the age of 16
anywho i think the lounge needs this shot of umm energy?
Also i did just speak with my g/f and she said 5 minutes was amount of time she needs to finish, anything extra was for me.
Somehow, I thought this thread would go in a slightly different direction.
Yea, but the 5 minutes is just for 1. Although far more tired, I'm sure she would be fine with 6-10.
I can't really believe we're really having a debate about whether 30 minutes is "too long" for a girl?!?!?
And that 30 minutes is = Godlike?!?!
This IS a funny thread!! :)
Guys, I think we're making Silver feel bad.. Some people are just built differently, thats all.
I'm going to put this to bed once and for all - ready?
Girls are different - not only from us, but from each other, and from day to day, from even themselves. Some like it one way, some like it another. So are quick, some take time, and some just can't at all.
How you best treat your lady should not be a reflection on you, your penis, your masculinity, post count, wallet, etc., but a reflection on the many moods (and sometimes personalities) that is woman.
And Silver sucks in the sack.
...did I miss anything? :D
Nope, I think you covered most of the important parts.
So because i am able to please my girlfriend in 5 minutes i suck in bed? am i following this correctly?
and I dont feel bad, i just went and got lunch.
Carly already tried to draw you a map, so... no. Apparently not.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
lighten up - toungue in cheek, man. Which is not a recomendation, BTW, just in case you're starting to doubt your technique.
no 30 minutes at one time is a quickie, try and keep up.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalFlashDavo
Hey, there are times I wish girls were happy with 5 minutes! I mean, we've all been tired but just wanted to get one away at some time during our lives.
Quote:
Originally Posted by japangreg
no offense to carly, but im not going to try and compete with somthing rocking Energizer batteries.
p.s.
Dirtiest flashkit thread of alltime?
well then i guess iv found the holygrail.
Or someone worthy of an Academy Award and Nobel Prize for Patience.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
=^_^=
id love to talk with all your significant others
maby send them all an anonomys survey so we could find out what they really think.
<insert mom joke here>Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
go ahead. do it. i like surveys, so does the girl.
haha :DQuote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
but you're wrong.
about what?
dirtiest thread ever.
That my girlfriend finds 5 minutes to be the perfect time for her
Or do you use duracell?
How long is to long?
uh, i guess half an hour maybe? but sometimes it just happens to take a while
when does it start to hurt?
probably the next day, lol
so if you could get the same pleasure in less time would you rather it take longer or less long but more times?
if i can have 5 10 minute sessions or one 50 minute, i wouldnt really have a preference
ok last question what would be the shortest amount of time you would be happy with?
five minutes, if it didnt happen every single time
Anything else you would like to add?
gg1: but why are you asking me?
me: im in the middle of a debate
me: i say not all girls need a guy thats gonna go a marathon to get her off
me: they say 30 minutes is a quickie
gg1: what?
gg1: thats crazy
gg1: who are you talking to about this?
gg1: 30 minutes a quickie?
me: people on the internet
gg1: what kind of crack are they on?
lol. who is this person who thinks that a 30 minute quickie is crazy?
honestly, 3 hours is a long time, 1-2 hours is more regular. Therefore, 30 minutes is a quickie. Does that not make sense?
in case silver runs out...
http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/is...9MM-ACC258.jpg
hey man if it takes you upto 3 hours to do what needs to be done thats your issue.
dont worry i have alot of rope. and alot of straight women that will agree that they really dont need to be having sex for 1-2 hours non stop to get enjoyment.
There is no 'it takes you' anything man. If she wants to go for that long, then thats what I give her. If she wants an hour, or even as little as 20 minutes, then I give her that.
Her gratification is what I'm about. If she's only got a couple minutes, then I can deal with that too. Honestly, don't worry about me, it's alright.
Dude. She lied to you. Or she's trying to make you feel good. I'm sorry. No way in the friggin' world will I believe that any woman will settle for 5 minutes of anything sexual, ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
Way too much experience to suggest otherwise. In fact, since you posted your prior "30 Minute" post, I have to say that I've never disagreed with anybody more on these boards.
30 minutes is a warm up for me. I'd be disappointed under that personally.
again im not worried about you you say the average amount of time needed for your girl to get off is 1-2 hours thats fine, your all the ones that attacked me for saying i give my girlfriend what she finds perfect remember?
Read what i said again out loud slowly to yourself.
Not
All
Women
Need
A
Man
That
IS
Going
To
Run
A
Marathon
On
Them.
Slowly read that aloud. sound it out if you have to.
Then read some of the responses in the link below.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8063647AAZ3EHj
I think it's time someone found some polls. ;)
i agree, lets find some surveys some school has done
There has to be at least one.
You're not understanding man. I never said that is the time 'needed to get a girl off'. You don't 'need' that much time. I am shocked that you think of it in terms of need. It's more what she wants as opposed to what she needs. Either way, if you can only do 5-10 minutes and your gf is happy with that, then that is fine man, we're not going to judge you. Just don't think that is how it is supposed to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
My girl can get off in 5 minutes or less if I'm working properly, but she likes to get off more than once, m'kay?