stupid bot just left with the shovel and the keys to the spark mobile Babeling
something about sharks in coder waters, guess it doesnt matter, its all gone pete tong, let it go, this isnt channel Z.
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stupid bot just left with the shovel and the keys to the spark mobile Babeling
something about sharks in coder waters, guess it doesnt matter, its all gone pete tong, let it go, this isnt channel Z.
Gotta be. I'm very close to "releasing" this bot though.Quote:
Originally Posted by indivision
I think what he was trying to say in his last post that he is using Babel Fish to translate his posts... That would explain his randomness and engrish...Quote:
Originally Posted by reset.ops-sop
:cow:Quote:
Man Pleads No Contest to Cattle Relations
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 64-year-old man has pleaded no contest to charges in Clark County Circuit Court after telling police he regularly had been using calves for sexual gratification.
Harold G. Hart was placed on two years probation Thursday and ordered to have psychological counseling and an alcohol and drug abuse assessment after pleading to charges of sexual gratification with an animal and disorderly conduct.
According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm Hart visited, installed a motion sensor because they had seen suspicious footprints and vehicle tracks.
When the sensor sounded, Hart was caught leaving the barn. He later told police the farm was a routine stop, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
Hart told police he had gone to the farm at least 50 times in the last year, sometimes two to four times in a week.
c'mon geezer, you know better.
Isnt there where FlashKid is from? (WI)? ;)
(and damn you, you NOMAD, if you would lay some roots or hang your hat 'somewhere'....we could make fun of your state too!) :)
Sheesh, and here I thought they preferred to just tip the cows.
Whaddya think they tip them for?
LOL.....its gotta start somewhere....
This guy was obviously a thinkin man... why go through all the trouble to tip a cow when you can get you some calf lovin?
moooooooo
Too bad markp.com isn't around, he loves these types of threads.
man...so not only did he molest "animals"...but he prey'd on the "underage" ones too! now "THATS" just sick! lol...
statutory pervert
What kind of stripclubs was he going to ?
http://www.mad-cow.org/00/beef-carc.jpg
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Originally Posted by admedia
Genius haha!
:yikes: :cow: :yikes: :cow:
:cow: :yikes: :cow: :yikes:
Only tip if the lovin' is REALLY good! :hubba:Quote:
Originally Posted by Northcode
It's not only in Wisconsin. They only get caught in Wisconsin. You ought to see what they do over in Iowa.
IOWA!? lets keep it "somewhat" clean in here fella's. ;)
What bothers me most is it was someone elses calf.
They only got caught cause the owner was jealous his livestock was cheating...
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Originally Posted by JWin
...no.more.red.meat
:crazy: bleh
since no one else sees the need to post this...
i'd hit it.
Where's Ask the Geezer!? He'd better have an alibi.
read more hereQuote:
WEST BEND, Wisconsin
Authorities are hoping to break up what must be quite the party after beer thieves made off with almost $26,000 worth of suds from a delivery truck.
A semi trailer loaded with cans and bottles of Miller beer was stolen from a trucking company in Richfield, according to a Washington County Sheriff's Department report. The trailer was found four days later — sans beer — at an Oak Creek trucking firm.
The trailer had been dropped off at the Millis Transfer Co. sometime on Feb. 17 for delivery to a beer distributor in Menomonie, authorities said. Later that night, the trailer was discovered missing.
Company officials didn't report the loss immediately because they thought a driver must have picked up the wrong load.
The sheriff's department is investigating with Oak Creek authorities and Miller officials, said Sheriff's Capt. Dale Schmidt.
The missing product, valued at $25,788, included:
- 384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans
- 560 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles
- 980 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans
- 40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles
Who in their right minds would steal MGD?
Apparently people from Wisconsin.
Seriously though, it does make for an awesome beer batter onion ring or beer bread though. Cheap enough to where if it messes up, you don't cry.
Agreed. Miller High-Life is the only way to go... after all, it is 'The champagne of beers'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Napalm
DAMN....dumped in my backyard!
And everyone in WI drinks Miller...the plant/brewery is there. Has cities with most bars per square mile! LOL
I wanna know whos parkig there truck outside because the garage is PACKED with 18-packs!! LOL
Just look for the guys who wook up naked in a cornfield
Of course there's a lot of that going on in Wisconson too
I think they're going to rob a Dorito / Cheeto truck next.
follow the trail of empty beer cans.
Come on... they're criminals, they wouldn't want to get in trouble for drinking and driving... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by random25
you kidding me?..Its Wisconsin....do you know how many false positives that will lead to? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by random25
hehe.
I mean... seriously. This state churns out the stories.
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Wisconsin Man Calls 911 About Lap Dance
CLYMAN, Wisconsin
Oops! A man uses his cell phone to call 911 after paying the wrong woman for a lap dance.
The Dodge County Sheriff's Department log says the man called the emergency number early Saturday after he gave $20 to a woman at a Clyman club.
The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.
Failing to get a lap dance, the man called the sheriff's department.
Officers are trying to locate the woman.
"***** sto' my monies!"
She should get an award for originality. He never saw that one coming !
I love that partQuote:
Officers are trying to locate the woman.
now that's a brilliant ploy :DQuote:
The woman did not work at the club and left with his money.
And the butter...Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
And the cheese...
mmm
dairy products...