EVP's kathie post reminds me of my Yahoo chat days :D
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EVP's kathie post reminds me of my Yahoo chat days :D
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Luis(83568)
Luis(83568): Welcome to ChaCha!
Luis(83568): Hey there!
Luis(83568): How are you?
You: welcome to me?
Luis(83568): yes
You: thanks
You: are you a robot?
Luis(83568): No
Luis(83568): How can I help you today?
Luis(83568): some messages are automated though
You: but how do i know you are a real person?
Luis(83568): you can see my number and employee number
You: oh
Luis(83568): name*
You: indeed
Luis(83568): what can i help you find today?
You: i need more pockets
Luis(83568): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: with zippers
You: *pockets with zippers
Luis(83568): do you need information on pockets with zippers
You: indeed
Luis(83568): ok I'll be more than glad to search that for you
Luis(83568): one moment please
You: thanks
Luis(83568): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: fandastic!
You: *tastic
Luis(83568): I'm sorry but my application couldn't pull up any results, is it okay if I transfer you?
You: to who?
Luis(83568): to another guide who can help you
You: ok
Luis(83568): I'm really sorry
Luis(83568): have a great night ;)
You: no prob
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Ring: ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Lauren(81628)
Lauren(81628): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lauren(81628): hello!
Lauren(81628): What can i help you with today?
You: hi there
You: i need more pockets please
Lauren(81628): pockets where?
Lauren(81628): Please be more specific
You: i need pockets with zippers please.
Lauren(81628): on your clothing?
You: yes i am
Lauren(81628): do you want information on sewing or would you like me to look up information on clothing with many pockets
You: i just need the pockets with zippers. i already have clothes.
Lauren(81628): I am not understanding. I will transfer you though. Thanks for using cha cha!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Elizabeth(83632)
Elizabeth(83632): Welcome to ChaCha!
Elizabeth(83632): Hi there
Elizabeth(83632): How are you?
You: i am good
You: you?
You: that last lady was kinda rude
Elizabeth(83632): Im great thanks .... What can I do for you?
Elizabeth(83632): Im so sorry about that
You: i need more pockets
Elizabeth(83632): Cha cha isnt a rude comany and we dont allow them to be ... I will see what I can do
Elizabeth(83632): Jeans?
You: no just pockets, with zippe rs
You: *zippers
Elizabeth(83632): To attche to clothing
You: yea, i guess you could use them for that.
Elizabeth(83632): Ok just one moment while I get that information for you.
You: thanks
Elizabeth(83632): There is one result
Elizabeth(83632): I am getting you more
You: ok
Elizabeth(83632): Take your time and look at that one...
You: i don't see anything
You: just the chacha search page ant this chat box
Elizabeth(83632): That is a site with differant types of sippers to attach and pockets...... It should be to the right of your screen
Elizabeth(83632): scroll down on the page
Elizabeth(83632): That should do it
You: nope just the chacha page there, no scroll either
You: there it is now
Elizabeth(83632): Ok good
Elizabeth(83632): Let me know
Elizabeth(83632): you should have two now
You: yea they are there now
Elizabeth(83632): Are these any help?
You: one sells just zippers, and the other is some sort of do it your self page.
Elizabeth(83632): I see... You want them already made?
You: yea, i don't want to buy pockets, then zippers, then have to sew them together.
Elizabeth(83632): Right I understand
Elizabeth(83632): one more moment please
You: k
Elizabeth(83632): Alright .... Those are the only results I can find to match what you want.... If it is not what you are looking for I can transfer you
Elizabeth(83632): to another guide
You: thats ok, thanks anyway
Elizabeth(83632): I hope you have had a good time using cha cha
You: thanks
Elizabeth(83632): Have a wonderful Night
You: you too
Elizabeth(83632): No thank you
Elizabeth(83632): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
How in the hell did you come up with that question?
You know there gonna google and find this thread right?
April(81008): So do you need help getting rid of the virus?
You: yes
You: it s frustrating
April(81008): Hmmm.... clearing you cache or cookies and history don't help?
You: it downloads porn day and night
You: how do i clear cache?
April(81008): I'm so sorry to hear that!
You: i turned the computer off and cleaned it, but that didnt fix it
April(81008): Trying holding hold Control and F5
You: right now?
You: I can't find a control button
April(81008): Also, might wait but let me look for sites real quick that might help too before you follow my advice.
You: thank you my friend
April(81008): You may have spyware doing the whole porn thing let me find you a site to help with that too.
You: oh you're so very nice to me
You: how much do i have to pay for your help?
April(81008): You don't have to pay me Cha Cha does.
You: who's cha cha?
April(81008): The search engine I work for.
April(81008): Will those sites help?
You: oh yes very much very much
You: i hope Sharindra and Uhtumixtlan fill you with richness and happiness inside your soul
April(81008): LOL Thank you and have a good evening.
Not sure, i was trying to think of something that seemed like a real search, and "pockets" just popped in to my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
My first search was for the nearest stargate, that search ended quickly.
They will probably find this page in their servers logs first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frets
i think they may be getting smarter:
"I'm looking for my mom"
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
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Status: Connected to guide: Lisa(22042)
Lisa(22042): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lisa(22042): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
:D
i tried 10 times, all guides just ended the session. Only one guide was kind and helped me (some lines were deleted to make it faster to read):
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Linda(73900)
Linda(73900): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi linda
Linda(73900): hello
You: i don't know what's wrong with guides today, everybody closes the session
You: i hope you can help me
You: my dog had 8 puppies, but my girlfriend doesnt want them, so we want to make hot dogs
You: but i find no info about how to make the dogs into sausages
Linda(73900): let me see what i can find
You: thank you
You: at least a decent guide
Linda(73900): well thank you just want to help you
----link to durga puja recepies (i think it's some traditional indian food)----
You: durga puja is dog in indian?
You: i just want to make hot dogs with my puppies
You: that's all, no fancy recepies
Linda(73900): you are kidding right?
You: no, im dead serious
You: i have 8 puppies, and no shelter around, so it's either cook them, or throw them in the woods
Linda(73900): why would you want to cook your puppies
You: i think that's better than just leave them in the woods, they would die out there
You: i'd give them to a shelter, but there's none here in montana where i live
Linda(73900): i bet you could find someone to take them
You: i tried
You: but we all here have dogs already
Linda(73900): aww so sorry to hear that
You: well, at least by cooking them i could give them a decent death right?
You: all the other guides thought it was cruel
You: but i can't think of a better destiny for the puppies
Linda(73900): im not finding anything
You: i wonder if you can make bbq wings out of them
You: i guess ill have to experiment
Linda(73900): well i cant find anything
----link to hot dog recipes -----
You: that site might help, but what i need is a process to turn the puppies into sausages
You: no problem linda,
You: if you want, as a gesture of appreciation i could send you a puppy
Linda(73900): ok have a good night oh i have 2 dogs thank you
Linda(73900): good night
Linda(73900): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Nice one!
hah. think of how much fun this thing could be if you could get on the inside and guide people to obtuse links.
lol... nice post!
Live a little frets. This is in the name of fun only. I bet they get much stranger requests... all we're doing is prepairing them for the whacky world out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frets
Argo, every one of your chats had me in stitches!
Best ones so far: "my keys"
"puppies"
"hospital"
"you type hot"
where are the links she posted EVP?
I just found this on CNN: link
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Status: Connected to guide: lisa(65127)
lisa(65127): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
lisa(65127): Hi, How are you?
You: im good thanks, and you?
lisa(65127): I'm good
You: Good Good
You: I'm thinking about becoming a hitman, and was wondering if you could find some sites that have information...courses....contacts....that sort of thing
lisa(65127): Sure just a moment
lisa(65127): Are these results sufficient?
You: Not reeeeally. They're all on the video game 'Hitman', not on actually becoming a hitman...for real
lisa(65127): Sorry..I thought you meant become hitman in the game. I cant help you with a rel hitman serach.
You: ...but why?
lisa(65127): Its illegal
You: ....erally?
You: really*
lisa(65127): Yes
lisa(65127): I would have to report you to the police.
You: ...even in france?
lisa(65127): Yes, escpecially in France
You: ...oh...ok...well, i wish i would've know that a week ago
You: Might have to lay low for a while now
lisa(65127): Thanks and it was a pleasure to help you today.
lisa(65127): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
I just got a member to invite me, I'm thinking about doing it, you can make your own hours so I figure why not make some cash in my free time... I feel like 90% of the time I'll just be dealing with pranks and it will be humorous anyways.
How did you get them to invite you?
I searched "can you invite me to chacha?" ;-)
(you need an invite from a current employee of "master level" to get hired)
Hey if you do get in send me an invite, i would like to try it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaseNYC
He'd have to build up to "master" status. I'm sure that takes a good while.
One of them told me that you earn 50 cents per question, if you keep the guy 6 minutes there. If it's more time or less time, the rate is lower.Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
He also mentioned you have to be 18 or more, and a US citizen.
I don't know if this is right, or he was just talking bs.
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there seems to be a guide pranking searchers instead. Check out the blog
are these results sufficient. blogspot .com