Wierdest product in your home?

I wouldn't buy it again... despite the rich, meaty taste.

*Vomits* at the thought of accidentally getting some of that in your mouth when you're washing your hair.

hell. I've found more reasons in this thread to stop eating than when you guys post your photos of your "girlfriends"... ew, ew, ew.

just ew.

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Mmmmm http://www.prleap.com/pr/14178/

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Thanks ctranter.
Quite a read there.
I had no idea there was such an industrial history of placental products.
Makes you wonder what's next... wait for it...

Gerbick, close your eyes.


http://www.agoodhost.com/flashkit/pl...toothpaste.jpg

LMAO! Excellent work!

oh, i'm officially not visiting this thread anymore.

Edit: but thanks for not making it political, Loyal Rogue ;)

this thread is a car crash. I can't stop watching though.

The word has such a nice ring to it, though... placenta. It sounds Italian. Maybe like something that would accompany spaghetti or ravioli or something. Maybe a calzone...

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The word has such a nice ring to it, though... placenta. It sounds Italian. Maybe like something that would accompany spaghetti or ravioli or something. Maybe a calzone...

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Hmmm, I've been looking for a new show to pitch to the Food Network...

OH, F*** NO! link

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OH F*** NO! LINK

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Oh, damn, that's just horrible...horrible, i'm sick...i don't know if i can finish my last couple beers...ugh! no that's just horrible. No no no no no no no no no!!!!

*rocking in a corner* I was just joking about the italian food... just joking !!! ... *trails off crying*

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What to do with your DISCARDED Placenta ----- Placenta Recipes (Mothering Magazine, September 1983, Vol. 28, pg 76)

Editor's note: I have not heard of anyone who routinely makes a habit of eating placenta... it would be an 'after-the-birth-only' type activity. Many animals, including herbivores routinely eat their placentas, as it replaces vitamins and minerals lost during the labor process. Many women who have tried it swear they feel better faster, and they do not suffer from postpartum depression because of the nutrients the placenta has given them. It has been called a 'harmless' meat, as no creature is killed to procure it. Placentas should only be eaten fresh, if this is something that appeals to you.

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That one seriously made me want to throw up... big time. The "harmless meat?" It freaking grew inside of you. That's like eating your own feces.

omg, that's got to be a man's worst nightmare...

" Honey, I'm home... Mmmm, something smells delicious... Hey, wait a minute! These aren't meatballs! "

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" Honey, I'm home... Mmmm, something smells delicious... Hey, wait a minute! These aren't meatballs! "

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Oh man, you're right on the same track as me...if i ever found out about that, i'd hire Johnny Cochrin (is he dead?) for a pre-nup

Edit: yeah, he's dead...either way i'd hire him

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Cut the placenta meat into bite-sized pieces, then brown quickly in the butter and olive oil. Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer for 1-1.5 hours. Serve. Yummy!

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Sounds like something that should be served with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

If I had to cut the umbilical cord, I'd be right there with trashcan in the other hand to dump the placenta in, then I'd personally deliver it to their biohazardous waste disposal system.

Or I'd flush it down the toilet... Just to be sure.

I wonder how many parents have children, just so they can eat the placenta.

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I wonder how many parents have children, just so they can eat the placenta.

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Hahaha! Dude, that's just plan sick!

Or how many bachelors study to be gynecologist, just so they can bring home that free microwave meal.

Animals eat their placentas afterwards to replace nutrients or get-rid of potential predator atrracting smells. Fair enough.... why would people want to do that? We have FOOD.