Is this as dumb as I think it is?

Search term: Jesus

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Terry(54033)
Terry(54033): Welcome to ChaCha!
Terry(54033): Hello! I will be your guide today.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: diana(76993)
diana(76993): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
diana(76993): hELLO
diana(76993): hI
You: how are you today?
diana(76993): Find, And yourself
diana(76993): What can i find for you today?
You: im good thanks
You: so, im looking for jesus
You: Do you know where i can find him?
diana(76993): What can i find for you on jesus?
You: His current location?
diana(76993): This is a internet not a intervention.
diana(76993): Last time do you need a search or not?
You: lol sure
diana(76993): What do you need?
You: So no number, address...any way that i can contact him?
diana(76993): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: ..having trouble contacting jesus?
diana(76993): Are you
diana(76993): All you need to do is PRAY
diana(76993): That's his number Prayer
You: yeah, tried doing that, but he doesnt seem to be getting my messages
diana(76993): Jesus does'nt hear a sinners prayers unless you are repenting for your sins
You: ...does that mean im a sinner then?
diana(76993): I guess
You: ...thats a bit hars, you barely know me!
You: harsh*
You: does having piercings and tattoos make you a sinner
diana(76993): I was just telling you what's in the bible
You: ...are piercings and tattoos in the bible?
diana(76993): NO it does'nt
diana(76993): It's the things you do
You: *phew* thank goodness for that!
diana(76993): I really don't know
diana(76993): Not for sure
You: ..can you find a site that does?
diana(76993): Hold one moment ill see what i can find
You: so.....you a big talker with the guy upstairs?
diana(76993): I've been there a time or two i have all the respect in the world for him.
You: did he come through for you?
diana(76993): Yes many of times.
You: Then your very lucky
You: you're*
diana(76993): I know
diana(76993): All you have to do reallly is belieave
diana(76993): In him
You: i do!
You: But he didnt come through for me last summer
diana(76993): That's great
diana(76993): Why what happend
You: I lost both my buttocks in a yachting ac cident
diana(76993): Jesus has resons for everything he does.
You: ...id love to hear his reasons for taking my ass#
diana(76993): Oh sorry for that
You: yeah, abit harsh
diana(76993): I found you something from the bible on piercing
You: excellent!
You: also, could you have a look for synthetic asses for me?
diana(76993): I have to go now
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(12787)
Jennifer(12787): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(12787): Hi, how can i help you with Jesus?

from the chacha guide who is pranking searchers, I thought this was hysterical:

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Guide: Welcome to ChaCha!
Guide: Go for it, any question you want.
Info Seeker: hey
Info Seeker: do people mess around with guides a lot?

-Opportunity knocks!

Guide: I don't know. Want to help me find out?
Info Seeker: how can i help with that?
Guide: I've been planning a sting operation.
Info Seeker: how would this go about
Guide: You can't tell anyone this, but I'm actually the CFO of ChaCha.
Info Seeker: what is that?
Guide: I hear pranks are becoming a series issue.
Guide: And I need to see for myself.
Info Seeker: oh, i understand
Guide: Are you willing to help?
Info Seeker: absolutely
Guide: Great.

-Let the fun commence.

Guide: Okay, this is a complex operation, but I think you're capable.
Info Seeker: Thanks
Guide provides link ChaCha
Guide: Here's the ChaCha main site.
Guide: I need you to open it in another window.
Info Seeker: ok
Info Seeker: im there
Guide: I need you to query the guide for "one divided by zero."
Info Seeker: is it ok if i use digits?
Guide: No.
Info Seeker: ok
Guide: This should gain you entry to the secret robot guide.
Guide: It will appear to be a human, but it's not.
Info Seeker: it is searching
Guide: What is the name of the "guide" you were connected to?
Info Seeker: before i continue, could this get me in any sort of trouble with the law
Guide: No, of course not.
Info Seeker: His name is XXXXX
Guide: Perfect.
Guide: I want you to give him the instruction: "nerf paged 0 thru 4 endline"
Guide: Exactly as I typed it there.
Guide: This should issue me the proper reports.
Info Seeker: i copied and pasted
Guide: Tell me how he responds. He will respond in code.
Info Seeker: it transferred me.
Guide: Perfect.
Guide: Repeat the same message to the new robot.
Guide: You're doing great.
Info Seeker: thanks
Guide: I really appreciate this.
Guide: Repost it again.
Info Seeker: don't worry
Info Seeker: ok
Guide: You may have to say it numerous times for "XXXXX" to recognize you.
Info Seeker: ok
Guide: Tell me what "her" reaction is.
Info Seeker: "I don't understand what it is you need help with."
Guide: Okay good.
Guide: You've reached the main sub-menu.
Guide: Tell her, just like this:
Guide: "Robot, I would like Issue Report 15B."
Info Seeker: without quotes, right?
Guide: Yes.
Info Seeker: done
Guide: How did "she" respond?
Info Seeker: "If there isn't anything that you need help with I will be forced to end the session or transfer you to someone else."
Guide: Perfect!
Guide: Now just say "Give me the requested results number 124!"
Guide: Sometimes their internal personality chips act up.
Guide: This should be the last command, then I'll have my reports.
Info Seeker: it ended the session, im sorry
Info Seeker: "Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended."
Guide: Well done.
Guide: I have the reports right here.
Guide: Thank you very much!
Info Seeker: no problem
Info Seeker: gnight!
Guide: Wait.
Info Seeker: yes?
Guide: Here's the part where I hope you have a good sense of humor...
Info Seeker: ok what
Guide: This was all a joke... I hope you don't mind. I get very bored.
Info Seeker: rofl
Info Seeker: im seriously laughing dude

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Originally Posted by Natsia

"you type hot"

where are the links she posted EVP?

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I'm cruel, but not that cruel.

Is anyone aware that you can look up guides and see their recent searches on chacha.com...? I guess I am that cruel after all... :devil:

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Originally Posted by Genesis F5

He'd have to build up to "master" status. I'm sure that takes a good while.

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Master Searcher... LMMFAO!!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kimberly(56105)
Kimberly(56105): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kimberly(56105): hello
Kimberly(56105): what on beta max would you like to know?
You: I actually meant skinamax, sorry
You: they told me the wrong thing
Kimberly(56105): we aren't allowed to send sites like that.
You: wait, why?
You: what is it
Kimberly(56105): for the nudity
You: oh no no no
Kimberly(56105): you will have to search for it without a guide. I am sorry.
You: its ok, Im fine with it
You: I mean unless you mind.
Kimberly(56105): Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

My "conversation":

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cassie(70789)
Cassie(70789): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello... Could you help me find a picture? :)
Cassie(70789): um, sure what kind of picture
You: I need a picture of a big man wearing women clothes...
You: a german, if possible
Cassie(70789): I can see what I can do
You: thanks
You: if he has a big beard, that would be nice!
Cassie(70789): ok
You: thanks:)
Cassie(70789): hold on still searching
You: ok
Cassie(70789): that site was the closest i could get to big men in womans clothing
You: ok
Cassie(70789): sorry, wish I could help you more
You: hey, i can see the testicles of a man there...
Cassie(70789): have a great day
You: so you provide gay porn too?
Cassie(70789): hhhhhh,mmmmmmmm
You: yuk
Cassie(70789): no, I don't, that was probably just on the site
You: ok
You: thanks anyway
Cassie(70789): again sorry i couldn't help you with your search
Cassie(70789): have a great day
You: you too
Cassie(70789): thanks
Cassie(70789): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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