Search term: Jesus
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Terry(54033): Hello! I will be your guide today.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Status: Connected to guide: diana(76993)
diana(76993): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
diana(76993): hELLO
diana(76993): hI
You: how are you today?
diana(76993): Find, And yourself
diana(76993): What can i find for you today?
You: im good thanks
You: so, im looking for jesus
You: Do you know where i can find him?
diana(76993): What can i find for you on jesus?
You: His current location?
diana(76993): This is a internet not a intervention.
diana(76993): Last time do you need a search or not?
You: lol sure
diana(76993): What do you need?
You: So no number, address...any way that i can contact him?
diana(76993): Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: ..having trouble contacting jesus?
diana(76993): Are you
diana(76993): All you need to do is PRAY
diana(76993): That's his number Prayer
You: yeah, tried doing that, but he doesnt seem to be getting my messages
diana(76993): Jesus does'nt hear a sinners prayers unless you are repenting for your sins
You: ...does that mean im a sinner then?
diana(76993): I guess
You: ...thats a bit hars, you barely know me!
You: harsh*
You: does having piercings and tattoos make you a sinner
diana(76993): I was just telling you what's in the bible
You: ...are piercings and tattoos in the bible?
diana(76993): NO it does'nt
diana(76993): It's the things you do
You: *phew* thank goodness for that!
diana(76993): I really don't know
diana(76993): Not for sure
You: ..can you find a site that does?
diana(76993): Hold one moment ill see what i can find
You: so.....you a big talker with the guy upstairs?
diana(76993): I've been there a time or two i have all the respect in the world for him.
You: did he come through for you?
diana(76993): Yes many of times.
You: Then your very lucky
You: you're*
diana(76993): I know
diana(76993): All you have to do reallly is belieave
diana(76993): In him
You: i do!
You: But he didnt come through for me last summer
diana(76993): That's great
diana(76993): Why what happend
You: I lost both my buttocks in a yachting ac cident
diana(76993): Jesus has resons for everything he does.
You: ...id love to hear his reasons for taking my ass#
diana(76993): Oh sorry for that
You: yeah, abit harsh
diana(76993): I found you something from the bible on piercing
You: excellent!
You: also, could you have a look for synthetic asses for me?
diana(76993): I have to go now
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Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(12787)
Jennifer(12787): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(12787): Hi, how can i help you with Jesus?
