WTF Friday

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Originally Posted by argonauta

I don't know how they do it...how can a thread about dead babies turn political...I wonder what these two guys would do with a thread about nipples.

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It'll dwindle down to how breast augmentation is being paid for by the US and UK gov't for those in armed services to help bolster their self-esteem.

Well, first off the conservative movement views nipples as a sin and an abomination unto the Lord which must be covered by pasties or a glass partion 3 feet thick between the nipple and the one viewing the nipple.

Liberals on the otherhand would be completely communistist in their approach and try to push their liberal agenda of all nipples being equal and afforded the same protections under the law and would want to shove their naked liberal nipples in everyone's face to prove their point.

Of course, in the end, there would have to be a new governenment office (The United States Nipple Regulatory Agency) in order to control the proper licensing and conservation of wild caught, captive raised, and foreign invasive species of nipples in the US which would establish a new domestic market as well as a new conservative neo-underground market to aviod taxation by claiming all nipples are of foreign origin making them exempt of taxation and regulation by the US government.

Personally, I will take advantage of the situation and be running nipples on the black market in my vintage rumrunner boats making a killing while the rest of you are busy arguing over who's responsibility it is to stop it.

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Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue

Well, first off the conservative movement views nipples as a sin and an abomination unto the Lord which must be covered by pasties or a glass partion 3 feet thick between the nipple and the one viewing the nipple.

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So that explains the reactions and request for an impeachment for Clinton by the Conservatives. Nipples, fellatio and a fat chick.

That's like the unholy trinity to them.

Me on the other hand... I'd create a Porn Czar as a standard position in my cabinet.

Vote Gerbick 2012

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Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue

Well, first off the conservative movement views nipples as a sin and an abomination unto the Lord which must be covered by pasties or a glass partion 3 feet thick between the nipple and the one viewing the nipple.

Liberals on the otherhand would be completely communistist in their approach and try to push their liberal agenda of all nipples being equal and afforded the same protections under the law and would want to shove their naked liberal nipples in everyone's face to prove their point.

Of course, in the end, there would have to be a new governenment office (The United States Nipple Regulatory Agency) in order to control the proper licensing and conservation of wild caught, captive raised, and foreign invasive species of nipples in the US which would establish a new domestic market as well as a new conservative neo-underground market to aviod taxation by claiming all nipples are of foreign origin making them exempt of taxation and regulation by the US government.

Personally, I will take advantage of the situation and be running nipples on the black market in my vintage rumrunner boats making a killing while the rest of you are busy arguing over who's responsibility it is to stop it.

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:D

Nicely done.