Complete side note.... But, I LOVE your new avatar Wannabe! "We cant stop here! Its bat country!"
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Complete side note.... But, I LOVE your new avatar Wannabe! "We cant stop here! Its bat country!"
Hell, at your rate you could have humped half of Sweden and still had time for a Gordita.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
Me thinks your gf just has a broken egg timer and and is creative.
wow. the fabled nuclear zing.Quote:
Originally Posted by japangreg
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Originally Posted by silverx2
Didn't seem like you were referring to your girlfriend only.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
Now if you were, then no problems, no one's arguing against what you and your gf prefer, that's your business (and too much of that's been revealed here for my taste ;)).
oh im sorry davo, i wasnt aware the women not wanting something to last a long time instantly mean 5-10 minutes.
Whine whine whine complain blah blah blah
im gonna make a footer about group think and link it to the definition of group think now
Blah blah blah complain make assumptions not be able to back it up.
Thats basically every post you make.
apparently it does for your girlfriendQuote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
<runs and hides>
... Sounds a lot like someone else on the boards. Look on the upside silver, at least Greg has a sense of humor about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
You guys are just taking things too personally. This is a forum! We all KNOW that we're all lonely and desperate. Calm down.
eventually that joke will get stale, just like your mom. she nearly caught on fire dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by japangreg
Ha ha, now the defensiveness comes in. Lighten up, we're talking about sex for f***'s sake. :)
*edit*
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Originally Posted by Natsia
no davo is always doing this he constantly tries to debate things, makes assumptions about people cant back it up and then gets offended when he gets proven wrong.. id just rather outright offend him. me and greg have been talking in pms during this whole converstation he knows im ok with the joking, i can take a joke, and i also dont take alot fo grains of salt on what internet people think.
is it wierd that your sister and girl are at home knitting with a ghost?Quote:
Originally Posted by japangreg
Damn, you didn't fall for it...Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
:(
;)
like i said balls of steel.
my inbox looks like I just got spammed.
All anyone was getting at silver is the survey needs to only consist of one question:
Are you passed the f*ck out satisfied?
There seems to be a consensus you wouldn't get the answer you want if she was completely honest.
Look out, I'm in there somewhere, search for "BlackDeth" :) Still have my bnc running on my shell, trolling around through OT channels on EFnet heh. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by japangreg
And, I thought I'd ask my girlfriend while I was at it, sorry silver, 30minutes to an hour is a quickie to her, 1-2 hours is what we'd do on any given night, and anything longer than that is going "long". Mind you, she could get off 7-8 times in the 1-2 hours..
Maybe your woman just needs to take a break after she gets off. Hell, if anything, I would take the 5 minute thing as a compliment. You get your woman off in 5-10 minutes every single time? Good job. My woman probably could, but I doubt she'd let herself.
Assumptions? Ha ha, you getting funnier and funnier! And once again pull out the "davo is always doing this blah blah". Man, it's like being back in 5th grade. Everyone else saying exactly the same thing, but oh no, it's Davo the big bad monster!Quote:
Originally Posted by silverx2
Ha ha, too funny!! :)
Enjoy your sex life "flash"!! Ha ha!!
*seeking that 70's show episode were the merits of foreplay are dicussed*
Wait. 5 is supposed to be a lot? 10-15 orgasms is normal. 25-30 is a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by DaVulf
Only 5?! lol :D
*still shaking my head*
Ha ha ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by FlashLackey
I'm glad you said it. I was thinking about it, but glad I left it for you to say. ;)
let it go guys... let it go.
Hey, I was just agreeing with what seemed to be FL alluding to the thread becoming way too much like comparing wangs. It wasn't needed for the points still to be made. ;)
I was writing a long post, but thought of a better answer (i'll leave the long post anyway).
A bunch of men talking about what women want. Who of you know what women want? (only Mel Gibson).
And, for the record...I can't believe you silver: you saying Carly's opinion on this subject doesn't count? if there's someone in this forum that knows about satisfying a woman, it's definitely her.
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I really think you all are taking this too seriously. You must be geeks. Numbers, time, as if it is a mathematical formula.
It varies so much, from person to person, and from place and time, you cannot really put numbers to it. It's not like you just turn on your tool, drill for 5 minutes and that's it. There are times when you don't even have to drill to finish the job. There are times when you have to stop drilling just because the mood was lost, or your favorite tv series is about to start. There are times when you 'go to work' on a Friday, and you both don't know after a while if it's monday or tuesday already. It can be funny, fun, passionate, kinky, drunk, weird, cool.
So really, if your girlfriends are like countdown timers that are always reliable, like a nuclear watch, then there's a problem there. If it always seems to be the same, then I predict it's not good either for the boy or the girl. I'd say that if your girl hasn't ever told you 'don't keep trying, it won't happen to me today, but let me do something for you', then she's not honest and she fakes.
All in all, that's for guys in relashionships, but for single guys: why do you care about what she wants or what she finds pleasing? ;)
So... are we saying that this original story of the man getting stabbed and still masturbating could have taken only 5 minutes?
:confused:
^that^Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
Wait wait wait. In all this sarcasm I can't figure out if this is seriousness or not. If it is, well ****. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalFlashDavo
I don't know, I thought it was fairly easy to tell the the serious posts from the sarcastic/tongue in cheek posts. ;)
In all honesty, should anyone be taking any discussion on sex in a public forum too seriously? Haven't we all been exposed to sports change room banter at some stage during our lives?
Anyway, the end result is the funniest FK thread in ages!!
I have the official answer. I heard a commercial for Levitra last night and the announcer said that you should contact a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, so the most time it should last is four hours.
Any longer is too long.
Of course, you might have trouble getting to the doctor if you have to travel by public transport.
;)
not everything that you see in porn movies works in real life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEULLJUQGg
Hey, you know Chaser??
Actually no. That video was featured at digg. Though now I'm watching others, and these guys are pretty funny
I really think it's ok when both people are into math. We have an abacus next to our bed, just for counting orgasms. Definitely adds to the experience. That's how I know 15-25 is normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by argonauta
^you sure you're looking at the right beads?
Yep. We double-check each others math for errors.
wait. an abacus next to the bed?
now that's new.
since this is still going on i guess id let you all know i asked 5 of the gap girls today ranging from 18-23.
The majority of them said that 15 minutes would be a good time, 30 minutes would be the longest they perfered.
The all said that 2 hours for one session non stop would bore the **** out of them. So apparently the girls in the area i live in are completely differnt then the girls you guys are with.
So basicly we have a bunch of guys telling me one thing, and carly and zak g/f backing that up.
And then 7 girls that iv asked that all agree that 30 minutes is not a quickie.
So again all i was saying was that not all girls like to go for long amounts of time. Apparently a group of guys knows better then a group of girls.
Dude... let it go. I did a quick survey of my lady friends, ex-girlfriends, and ranging from 25-31, they all said that 30 minutes and less was a disappointment.
Guess the older they get, the more experience they get, the closer the woman gets to their sexual prime, the more they want... you'd better pack a lunch type of ordeal. And you better bring variety... learn how to stroke it differently dude.
And that's coming from a bunch of women.
Seriously. I think it's just a difference of opinion and it's one that we'll not agree upon at all. And if the comment about friction comes up again... I'll send you a bottle of KY Intimate to assist. I've never seen that as a problem in my life either.
It's ok dude. We're past it. We're onto how an abacus next to the bed might not be bumped and the count reset. I'm curious about that one myself.
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Originally Posted by argonauta
:) one of the few television highlights in my viewing week...
roget with the Beatles, the crazy warehouse guy, classic television.
david