Upon further examination of the source of the above page, this is what I found:
<AREA SHAPE=RECT COORDS="318,214,368,246" HREF="http://homepages.go.com/~malopinsky_ivan" target=_blank ALT="My child's works">
</MAP>
In conclusion, and Ivan malopinski does exist, he is probably in his early teens (if his mom is a grad student, and is like my mom, then that is true) and has the same web-page that [elvis] referrs to in his footer, either Elvis is a very good troll (and a russian troll, he answered my question perfectly) or, he is telling the truth. DUM DUM DUM
