So I almost get arrested for shooting a snake 3 times in my own ****ing yard.
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So I almost get arrested for shooting a snake 3 times in my own ****ing yard.
That is a story that needs to be told.
2 nights ago I thought it was the end of the world, when the Sumatra Squall landed. Phew.
Grown adults with the anger management skills of a three year old are scary.
My fear of Rejection caused me to not talk to the most attractive girl i have ever seen that had no legs.
Weirdest day ever... I approached the ugly girl out of a duo, got turned down and the pretty one started chatting with me instead... just like planned :D
I need a girl.
worst. thread. ever. period.
^ So sayeth the spambot.
The same day i got the title to my car, the driver side window crank broke off. its 86 degrees outside, i have no ac, and i cant roll down my window.
It's the curse of the paid off car ;)
From what i have been able to deciphyer the replacement part is $100 + whatever they charge to install it, so im in search of the correct type of screwdriver and im just going to take the passenger side one and put it on the driver side door.
Soy is good.
Sophmore year will be amazing.
Wait- you're only a freshmen?
Yep. It's funny, no matter how young I started off here I still seem to be the youngest.
Damn I wish I was a freshmen. Wait no I don't. Maybe a senior so I could have 1 more year to get away with being an ******* :)
Emily Mortimer is cute
The Bulls vs Celtics Playoff series has left me mentally, emotionally, and physically drained, and there is still the final game saturday. whoever wins this series is going to be in rough shape heading into the next one.
I just had the oddest day of my life...
I hope this isn't swine flu.
Lindsay Lohan was so ****ing hot in mean girls, now shes looks like a coke whore. So sad.
We have the exact same birthday(year too) so I feel it is destiny that before I die I will meet her and will be have some wild night together. I just hope she becomes a Mean Girl again first...
Lindsay is the new whore name... used to be Madison (every Madison I knew was a stripper).
Same with me and soleil moon frye but that dream kinda faded.Quote:
Originally Posted by WannaBe_80z
Finals aren't nearly as bad if you just don't care about them.
That's what happens when you go in hung over.
or just full on still drunk
Finally something on Flashkit I can share with my wife, Linsey. :lovers:Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
Not spelled the same way. No way you're getting the wrath of Mrs. Loyal Roguette on me. NO WAY.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loyal Rogue
You're too close to me.
Haha, i can see his wife stealing his Larp armor, and grabbing his crossbow and going gerbick hunting.
"you called me a whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeee! i Prefer Wenchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I'm really going to die.
the new pasta in a breadbowl from dominos looks fantastic.
p.s. gerbick, i dont have time to make a bread bowl at home, sometimes the convience of eating out is worth a little extra money
I've been here for seven years and have less than 2000 posts. Is it bad that I don't get out of the lounge more often, or good that I'm here doing my job?
You's ah youngin'.... I don't even know my post count now.
Did you realise the that 'David Hasselhoff' is one of the tags here?
No.
when did the orlando magic hire ron jeremy as their head coach?
The favo(u)rite videos / picture threads have a combined total of around 700 posts and each of them is over a year and three months old. This thread is going to take a while.
Or will it? :shhh: (Dr. Evil)
Asking for a hatchet should not provoke the odd looks I had to contend with today.
americas funniest home videos is still one of the best shows on television. it just proves americans have not evolved in the last 20 years.